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  • #46
    You know, just because you have "an SUV' doesn't mean anything either. I know a gal who drives a 20 year old diesel Mercedes. You'd think the emissions from that would be dreadful, right? Nope, she had it converted 2 years ago to run on vegetable oil.

    Next time just tell 'em it's a solar-powered SUV

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    • #47
      Quoth ShootMePlease View Post
      My dear Jester, remember when Kelly would bring home an especially stupid disgusting moron to meet Daddy ? And Daddy would walk the gentleman to the door, slam his face against the wall, and then throw him out the door ?

      That is an Al Bundy exit.
      Ooooohhhh....

      I was trying to picture how Al would leave a place, not how he would escort someone out. Yeah, I loved those. Have never had to use them on any of my nieces' dates, though there were a few I probably should have.

      Quoth Becks View Post
      Just out of curiosity, does anime porn count as cartoons?
      Sure, why not?

      Quoth manybellsdown View Post
      Next time just tell 'em it's a solar-powered SUV
      Or just tell 'em it's none of their fucking business.

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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      • #48
        Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
        SCD: RETARD!!!! HE'S A RETARD!!<points at me>.
        SC: <hands me money, i give her the change> I have to count this 'cuz you're a f-cking retard!<counts it. You got it right!! That's bad customer service!!! TOU A RETARD!!!!
        {ForrestGomp}Well I may be a retard, but I ain't stupid...{/ForrestGomp}

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        • #49
          Quoth Cerys View Post
          Only if you don't fap.
          o.O

          Quoth Jester View Post
          Sure, why not?
          Just thought I'd get your opinion.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #50
            Becks, you realize, of course, that I've never actually SEEN anime porn, right?

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #51
              I might've known that, Jester.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #52
                Quoth Becks View Post
                Just out of curiosity, does anime porn count as cartoons?
                Is it Animaniacs porn?



                (there went somebody's childhood)
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #53
                  Gives a new meaning to "Wakko".

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                  • #54
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    (there went somebody's childhood)
                    *checks* Nope, childhood still firmly entrenched in Rainbow Brite toybox... I've seen Animaniacs porn... is nothing special...
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #55
                      I've seen that. Rainbow Brite stuff, too. And there's a lot of Scooby Doo stuff out there, with quite a bit of it how you'd expect. >_>

                      The Strawberry Shortcake stuff was more than a little weird. And then there's the Smurfs stuff. And I'm pretty sure I saw either Q*Bert or Snorks stuff at some point. O.ô

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #56
                        I wonder if "Civic Guy" knows that Honda produces SUVs? Or that it is the single largest manufacturer of internal combustion engines (of all types) on the planet?

                        THIS Honda Accord owner wants to slap him upside the head for being an idiot.

                        As to the walking pile of verbal abuse, I'm surprised they weren't forcibly escorted out the door after the first "retard" comment.
                        "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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