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  • #16
    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
    Good one, Becks. I'll have to file that one away to use at work.
    Feel free.

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    Are you sure she hadn't forgotten who was answering to what name that day?
    Oddly enough, we had our name tags on.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
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    • #17
      Quoth mhkohne View Post
      I am forever astounded at manufactrers that can't get the most simple of products right.
      I'm not. It's generally more profitable to make them almost right; they know that most people will just buy another and figure that the problem is on THEIR end...Kinda like how product rebates are only actually sent in by, what? 30-40% of buyers? Max? And, if they're lucky, half of those will actually get their rebate (the rebate companies are pretty much in the business of finding reasons to deny rebates, not grant them).
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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      • #18
        Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
        What happens if they're using a passport for ID?
        I've actually had my passport denied as an ID. We were at a restaurant, and I didn't realize that my permit had just expired. So I showed them that, it was denied, of course, since it was expired. Humiliation on my part, then showed the passport. Waitress called the manager over, manager decided that since my permit was expired, the passport wasn't enough ID to prove who I was or how old I was.

        If I'd shown the passport first, instead of the expired ID, he would have said fine.


        Stupid, stupid Manager.
        Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.

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        • #19
          These days it's very rare for me to get carded (except perhaps at Target!), but if I do I just chuckle and show my ID. It's been 22 years since I turned 21.

          Funny story too. When I was in my 30s, and probably early 30s at that, I went through a grocery checkout with some alcohol of some kind. The teenage cashier asked me for my ID and I happily provided it. She looked at the year and this is exactly what she said:

          "Oh wow...you're WAY legal!"

          Thanks a lot, kid!
          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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          • #20
            I was lucky. I didn't have to worry about getting busted for not carding for age-restricted products. Cigarettes were only available at the customer service desk, and alcohol can't be sold at supermarkets in this state.

            I did, however, have to deal with something like that when it came to cashing checks. If someone had one of our store cards, we could just cash them. Otherwise, we had to call a manager for approval. When I asked this one guy if he had one of our cards, his answer was, "I shop here all the time!"

            OK, that's not what I asked. I was also new at the time, so even if I wasn't so horrible at remembering names and faces, I would still have no idea who he was.
            Sometimes life is altered.
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            • #21
              SC: Oh. **acts as if it's a great struggle getting his ID out**
              My old ID - NY, enhanced - actually was hard to get out of the wallet because I kept it in the RFID-blocking foil. So I started pulling it out in advance.


              though I never raise a fit when I get carded. I'm 38 so I take it as a compliment.

              Which reminds me - off topic but I had a customer tell me that even his son thought I was in my late 20s only... though I suspect he was trying to butter me up a little to get his computer worked faster on. I wish I could have - I liked the guy - but we really had a bad backlog.

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              • #22
                I'm sure the day I asked to see your ID was the most important day of your life. But for me it was a Tuesday.
                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                • #23
                  Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                  These days it's very rare for me to get carded (except perhaps at Target!), but if I do I just chuckle and show my ID. It's been 22 years since I turned 21.
                  I'm almost the same age as you, but I get carded regularly. Mainly because I look like I'm in my mid/late 20s. And I don't act like a "woman of a certain age". That's no fun.

                  At a restaurant in Santa Fe last summer, I ordered a Guinness and got carded. When the waitress saw my age, I think she got curious, because she carded my dad after me. He's 76, but he doesn't look or act his age either. Neither does my mom, for that matter (she's going to be 68).

                  All I can say is "Thanks" to my ancestors!
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Nayeli_Sabia View Post
                    I've actually had my passport denied as an ID. We were at a restaurant, and I didn't realize that my permit had just expired. So I showed them that, it was denied, of course, since it was expired. Humiliation on my part, then showed the passport. Waitress called the manager over, manager decided that since my permit was expired, the passport wasn't enough ID to prove who I was or how old I was.

                    If I'd shown the passport first, instead of the expired ID, he would have said fine.


                    Stupid, stupid Manager.
                    That is kind of BS, because your passport is a Valid photo Id that i believe is a lot harder to obtain than a regular ID. Sure your regular ID is expired, so what your trying to use another non-expired ID. Of course, I'm not supposed to take foreign IDs either especially those that look easy to fake, but exceptions have been made. It really depends on mood I guess and well if it smells of setup or entitlement
                    I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Pagan View Post
                      I'm almost the same age as you, but I get carded regularly. Mainly because I look like I'm in my mid/late 20s. And I don't act like a "woman of a certain age". That's no fun.

                      At a restaurant in Santa Fe last summer, I ordered a Guinness and got carded. When the waitress saw my age, I think she got curious, because she carded my dad after me. He's 76, but he doesn't look or act his age either. Neither does my mom, for that matter (she's going to be 68).

                      All I can say is "Thanks" to my ancestors!
                      Wow...your dad getting carded at 76 is epic!!

                      As for me...I think my anxiety and depression has gotten to me physically. I don't think I look *old*, just not like a kid anymore. Oh well...I don't really mind being my age so it's all good
                      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                      • #26
                        Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                        Wow...your dad getting carded at 76 is epic!!
                        I think it was more curiosity of how old he was since I look about half my age.
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                          Quoth Pagan View Post
                          I got carded when I bought a rear view mirror repair kit.

                          FYI - Don't waste your money on those. It failed miserably. My rear view is now being held on brilliantly by Krazy Glue.
                          Is it wrong that I read this as "My rear is now being held on brilliantly by Krazy Glue"?
                          OPUS IS THAT YOU??????
                          The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth d962831 View Post
                            they likely call someone over to check and authorize the sale
                            Yes, this is the case.
                            If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                            • #29
                              The last time I had do the ID thing was the day before my 30th birthday.

                              It made me happy.

                              But that was so last century.

                              If someone was to ask for Proof of Age now, I'd be thrilled.

                              B
                              "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                              I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                              • #30
                                re: Passports...I'm wracking my brain over this one. How is a Federally-issued ID somehow LESS valid as identification/proof of age than a State-issued ID? >_<

                                alcohol can't be sold at supermarkets in this state.
                                Wow. There's one law that will never get passed here >_> Most groceries with better liquor (excuse me, *wine*) departments, and skilled people to work the areas, devote as much floor space -- if not more -- to alcohol as they do to produce or dairy. The best such department in town (short of the actual Wine Cellars) is at a discount grocery that has only one location. To the best of my knowledge. we have no significant restrictions on the purchasing of alcohol save for the usual 21 and up law (which was 18 and up to BUY but not to DRINK, not all that long ago), and the Open Container Law, whose wording is such that it allows for the existence of drive-thru daiquiri shops.
                                Last edited by EricKei; 08-27-2011, 12:42 AM.
                                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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