I wasn't sure where to post this. If it should be elsewhere, I'll find it the next time I visit.
10. If I throw a stick will you leave?
9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. And your cry-baby, whiny-ass opinion would be...?
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
6. The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
4. I don’t know what your trouble is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. I see you set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
1. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What are the things you would love to say at work, either to the management or the customers?
10. If I throw a stick will you leave?
9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. And your cry-baby, whiny-ass opinion would be...?
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
6. The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
4. I don’t know what your trouble is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. I see you set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
1. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What are the things you would love to say at work, either to the management or the customers?
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