Meh! Meh, I say!

[MoonCat]

Phaser is actually the name for a line of printers made by Xerox.

Spoilsport, I know.

Well, then I need one of those so I can tell people things like, "I'll just run that through my phaser." Or something like that.

[Ben_Who]

I read this and totally heard SC's cry for pants in the voice of the Space Core.

"I need pants? Where are pants? Are those pants over there? Let's buy some pants! Paaaants...bring me some pants! Wait a minute I don't have legs..."

Actually, I thought of an old David Letterman signoff from his production vanity plate "Worldwide Pants" which would just end with the announcer screaming "PAAAANTS!"

[Gravekeeper]

Phaser is actually the name for a line of printers made by Xerox.

Spoilsport, I know.

It technically wasn't a scanner or printer, but I'd reveal myself if I didn't tweak the exact hardware a bit. >.>

[Jester]

I fear there's not much to say this week. Mainly due to tear gas. But my thoughts on that are not fit for public discourse outside of Fratching. -.-

And I certainly hope you DID post something about it in Fratching, or I am going to be mighty pissed off when I get over there to not find it. Heading there now....

[Jester]

GK, I am mighty pissed off. Where's your Fratching commentary on the riots? I've looked forward all week to this!

[wolfie]

( This idiot is calling his property management company's emergency line to report this... )

SC: “When you run the hot water for more than 15 minutes, it turns cold!”

No! Really? You mean when you run the hot water for over 15 minutes it runs out? Wow! Who’d have thought? You mean hot water runs out?

Ask and ye shall receive http://www.tanklesswaterheaterguide.com/

Is hot water included in the rent/condo fee? If so, this one definitely needs to be passed on to the management company - not to be fixed, but to let them know that one unit is using excessive amounts of hot water, and therefore costing them money.

Crossbreed the people calling GK on property management issues with those ordering from Nunuvit, throw in a tankless heater, and you'll get the following:

SC: "When you run the hot water for more than 48 hours, it turns cold!"

After all, this much hot water will run their LP tanks empty.

Phaser is actually the name for a line of printers made by Xerox.

Spoilsport, I know.

Actually, it's the name for a line of printers made by Tektronix, who were bought out (at least their printer business was) by Xerox.

[Lady_Pigeon]

Are you sure it's called the "Black Cat Rescue Society" and not "Basement Cat Headquarters"?

[Jester]

I was very tired last night, and I just realized that the title of this thread is a phrase my Lil Sis uses fairly often. Weirdness.

[42_42_42]

I must admit that I agree with the one caller that your voice does make you perfect for radio. But, you can't go and change careers on us. We NEED our weekly GK updates on pants!

[Alpha Strike]

Errrr....

SC: “You have a great voice, you should be on the radio!”

SC: “I keep listening to your voice and forgetting to answer your questions! I’m like, heeeelllooo, Amy! Pay attention!”

SC: “I’ll be waiting to hear your voice on the radio!”

You're not just Customer Service anymore; you're the resident DreamBoat.

I read this and totally heard SC's cry for pants in the voice of the Space Core.

Funny - I actually imagined Mel Gibson's voice from Braveheart, when he gurgles "Freeeeedommmmm!" with his dying breath.

[thatcrazyredhead]

Funny - I actually imagined Mel Gibson's voice from Braveheart, when he gurgles "Freeeeedommmmm!" with his dying breath.

I heard it in the voice of the stripper on South Park when she's asking if anyone wants a lap dance. "Daaaaaaaance!? Anybody want a daaaaaaaance?!"

[Crawley]

Engineering

SC: “I’m having trouble with my phaser”

…..Wait, what?


Me: “The what, sorry?”
SC: “My phaser."

Have you tried modulating frequencies or diverting power?


Me: "I'm not following, sorry."
SC: "The thing you put photos in and they come up in your computer."
Me: "A scanner?"
SC: "Yeah!"

Ah, right. I totally forgot my Canon had a "stun" setting.

I'm getting a lot of odd looks from my coworkers now, trying to figure out why I burst in to near tears laughter.

Thank you. GK.

[Shards]

I heard it in the voice of the stripper on South Park when she's asking if anyone wants a lap dance. "Daaaaaaaance!? Anybody want a daaaaaaaance?!"

I heard it as the voice of Guru from DBZ abridged when he calls for Nale.

[Andara Bledin]

No! Really? You mean when you run the hot water for over 15 minutes it runs out? Wow! Who’d have thought? You mean hot water runs out?

I'd be a bit irritated if I only got 15 minutes of hot water out of my shower, to be honest. Heck, I think I can go for about an hour before running into trouble. I've not actually taken a shower that long, but with more than one person, back to back, it has gotten close.

SC: “You have a great voice, you should be on the radio!”

SC: “I keep listening to your voice and forgetting to answer your questions! I’m like, heeeelllooo, Amy! Pay attention!”

SC: “I’ll be waiting to hear your voice on the radio!”

As we all keep telling you, she's not actually wrong... >_>

Ah, right. I totally forgot my Canon had a "stun" setting.

All of them have a "stun" setting. Just whack someone in the head with one, and let them watch the pretty stars.

I was very tired last night, and I just realized that the title of this thread is a phrase my Lil Sis uses fairly often. Weirdness.

I use the exact phrase all the time. I've also got a Meh t-shirt and a Meh case badge for my computer. It's not actually on the computer, but I have it.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

I'd be a bit irritated if I only got 15 minutes of hot water out of my shower, to be honest. Heck, I think I can go for about an hour before running into trouble. I've not actually taken a shower that long, but with more than one person, back to back, it has gotten close.

Wasn't a shower though, he was just sitting there with the tap on full hot for some reason. I don't know why, I've given up asking most of the time. ;p