That lying commercial...

[MoonCat]

Well, hell, everybody knows the first thing a racist does is plot to deprive certain ethnic grops of strawberry-flavored drinks, because that's how "the man" keeps them down.

[Willis]

I'm racist...

Me: *opening spiel*
SC: I want a strawberry frutista.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but the strawberry isn't working today. Would you like to try another flavor?
SC: Awe... Ok. I'll try the strawberry mango (mango frutista with strawberry topping)

Wow he took that much better than most other people did. I sense a good omen!

Me: Alrighty! *punches in order*
SC: Oh I see! So I can have mango strawberry but not strawberry!!

Good omen gone...

Me: We have the strawberry topping, but not the strawberry frutista. The frutista is not frozen.
SC: You just don't wanna give it to me cuz you're racist!
Me: Sir, I would gladly give it to you if it was working, but the problem is, the strawberry frutista is broken and will not freeze. Right now, it's completely liquid.
SC: You're lying cuz you don't want me to have it!
Me: I'm not lying to you.
SC: Then why can't I have strawberry but I can have mango strawberry!?!!
Me: We have the strawberry topping that goes on the mango but the actual strawberry flavored frutista is not working.

We went back and forth like this for about 5 minutes until he accepted that he wasn't getting strawberry and pulled up. What is so hard to understand about "the strawberry is broken"?!!!

I'd like something taco shaped in corn

Andy: *opening spiel*
Sucky Lady: I want a tostada, 3 hard tacos, and blablablah.
Andy: I'm sorry but we are out of taco shells for the next 2 hours. Would you like soft tacos instead?
SL: So you have corn shells for the tostada but not for the tacos? That's interesting *"you're lying" tone of voice*
Andy: The tostada shell is flat and round while the taco shell is curled. They are totally different shells.
SL: Well then take a tostada shell and curl it!
Andy: It would break. We can't do that.
SL: Well then get me somthing taco shaped in a corn shell!
Andy: We only have one type of corn shell and it isnt ready yet.
SL: *mutters something abour effing rediculous* Since I have no choice, I'll take soft shells......

That guy sounds like a baby. Isn't it annoying when people try to formulate some logic about things they know nothing about and then try to debate? Trying to be so smart. That lady sounds like a pain in the ass.

I have a friend who always seems to make things difficult when we go to Taco Bell. He ALWAYS seems to find a way to confuse things up. It's like dude just order what's up on the menu. If they don't have something choose something else or let's go somewhere else. Ain't that hard. It's as simple as dirt. It gets so stupid sometimes.