Tonight, I had a lot of trouble hearing the customers at the speaker. Why you ask? there was a group of teenage girls screaming through the parking lot. Its fishfly season over here, so harmless little bugs are thick as locusts in the air, on the streets and on the buildings. The parking lot lights were on, so it attracted loads of mayflies. The girls decided to run through the parking lot in circles, screaming bloody murder and swatting at the air.
Really? If you're so scared of them, come inside where the air is bug free! Don't run around in oblongs like a bunch of mental patients!
This continued for about 20 minutes (seriously 20 minutes) while 2 guys they were with stood in front of the double doors shouting, "RUN! RUUUNNNNN!!!! Huh huh huh!" at them. They finally decided to open both the doors and scream for the girls to run this way.
Girl: I can't see! I can't see!!!
Guy: Follow my voice!
Girl: I can't HEAR!
The girls and guys went back and forth while mayflies found their way inside. Finally, the cashier scramed, "CLOSE THAT DAMN DOOR! YOU'RE LETTING THE BUGS IN!!!" and they let the doors close. Eventually, the girls found their way inside screaming, "GET THEM OFF ME! THEY ARE GONNA GET ME! GET THEM OOOFFFFFFF!!!!" and flailing all over.
The sound was deafening.
I promise they won't eat you, simply because they can't eat. They don't have mouthes.
Is it free?
Me: Would you like a drink with that today?
SC: Is it free?
Me: No.
SC: Then why did you ask!
It's a standard question I'm required to ask.
Impatience
Me: *opening spiel*
SC: Supreme pizza.
Me: Supreme pizza? Let me go check on that.
SC: No. Just give it to me.
Me: *ignores* Ok, we have that ready. Would y...
SC: *drives away*
I didn't get a chance to ask if that was it, if the order was correct or tell her her total. I can tell you are in a hurry, but what will take less time, waiting 30 seconds to make sure your order is squared away or taking a few minutes to fix the order later?
Why do you make sure you have something before you sell it?
SC: I want a cheese pizza.
Me: Let me go check on that....... We have that ready!
SC: Why did you leave!
Me: To make sure the cheese pizza is ready.
SC: Why? Aren't they always ready?
Me: No. We cook a certain amount of pizzas and keep them for 30 minutes in a heated cabinet.
SC: That's stupid! You should always have them ready no matter what!
Me: We try to, but we can't predict when they will sell.
SC: *huffy mumbling*
Sorry. Next time, I'll just assume it's ready and when you get mad because you have to wait 7 minutes, I'll remind you who inspired me not to check
I'm lost...
SC: I want a burrito supreme and a soft taco supreme.
Me: Did you say a burrito supreme and a soft taco sepreme?
SC: *sounds like yes*
Me: Is your order correct on your screen?
SC: *sounds like yes*
Me: $x.xx second window please!
SC: mam....mam......
Me: Yes?
SC: *not a clue*
Me: What?
SC: *still don't know*
Me: I can't hear you at all...
SC: *drives up*
CW: What were you saying?
SC: I want a BEAN burrito!
CW: A bean burrito instead of a burrito supreme?
SC: No!
CW: Do you want a bean burrito AND a burrito supreme?
SC: NO!!
CW: Do you want a bean burrito added to your order?
SC: NOOO!!!!
CW: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you want.
SC: Nevermind!! Just gimme what you got!
CW: Ok then...
Mocking Bird
Me: Hi how are you?
SC: *talks in a high, squeaky voice I can't understand*
CW: I think she's mocking you...
Me: I know she is. She can f*ck off.
CW:
Me: Go ahead...
SC: *says something*
Me: Talk normally or I will not help you.
SC: *suddenly talks normal*
Come BAAACCKKKK!!!
When a customer is abnormally quiet or hard to hear, we shut off out headset so we can hear the customer, but they can't hear us. It cuts out background noise and makes it a teeny bit easier to hear them. This guy was very hard to hear.
Me: Go ahead when you're ready *off*
SC: I'll...hello? Hello?
Me: I'm here. *off*
SC: Oh ok. I want a...hello?! HELLO!!!!??!!!!
Me: I'm still here. *off*
SC: Oh...I wa.....HELLO?!!!111!!!! Come back here!!!
Me: I'm still here, sir. I never went anywhere.
SC: I couldn't here you!!
Me: Just because you can't hear me, doesn't mean I can't hear you.
SC: Oh.....*grumbles*
I cannot hear her talking, so she MUST have walked away from me!
Mocking Bird II
Girl: I want
Guy: I want
Girl: a 5 layer
Guy: a 5 layer
Note: He was saying this 2 seconds after her.
Me: I can only hear one of you. Please talk one at a time.
Did he listen? Of course not! But he was entertained momentarily....
Really? If you're so scared of them, come inside where the air is bug free! Don't run around in oblongs like a bunch of mental patients!
This continued for about 20 minutes (seriously 20 minutes) while 2 guys they were with stood in front of the double doors shouting, "RUN! RUUUNNNNN!!!! Huh huh huh!" at them. They finally decided to open both the doors and scream for the girls to run this way.
Girl: I can't see! I can't see!!!
Guy: Follow my voice!
Girl: I can't HEAR!
The girls and guys went back and forth while mayflies found their way inside. Finally, the cashier scramed, "CLOSE THAT DAMN DOOR! YOU'RE LETTING THE BUGS IN!!!" and they let the doors close. Eventually, the girls found their way inside screaming, "GET THEM OFF ME! THEY ARE GONNA GET ME! GET THEM OOOFFFFFFF!!!!" and flailing all over.
The sound was deafening.
I promise they won't eat you, simply because they can't eat. They don't have mouthes.
Is it free?
Me: Would you like a drink with that today?
SC: Is it free?
Me: No.
SC: Then why did you ask!
It's a standard question I'm required to ask.
Impatience
Me: *opening spiel*
SC: Supreme pizza.
Me: Supreme pizza? Let me go check on that.
SC: No. Just give it to me.
Me: *ignores* Ok, we have that ready. Would y...
SC: *drives away*
I didn't get a chance to ask if that was it, if the order was correct or tell her her total. I can tell you are in a hurry, but what will take less time, waiting 30 seconds to make sure your order is squared away or taking a few minutes to fix the order later?
Why do you make sure you have something before you sell it?
SC: I want a cheese pizza.
Me: Let me go check on that....... We have that ready!
SC: Why did you leave!
Me: To make sure the cheese pizza is ready.
SC: Why? Aren't they always ready?
Me: No. We cook a certain amount of pizzas and keep them for 30 minutes in a heated cabinet.
SC: That's stupid! You should always have them ready no matter what!
Me: We try to, but we can't predict when they will sell.
SC: *huffy mumbling*
Sorry. Next time, I'll just assume it's ready and when you get mad because you have to wait 7 minutes, I'll remind you who inspired me not to check
I'm lost...
SC: I want a burrito supreme and a soft taco supreme.
Me: Did you say a burrito supreme and a soft taco sepreme?
SC: *sounds like yes*
Me: Is your order correct on your screen?
SC: *sounds like yes*
Me: $x.xx second window please!
SC: mam....mam......
Me: Yes?
SC: *not a clue*
Me: What?
SC: *still don't know*
Me: I can't hear you at all...
SC: *drives up*
CW: What were you saying?
SC: I want a BEAN burrito!
CW: A bean burrito instead of a burrito supreme?
SC: No!
CW: Do you want a bean burrito AND a burrito supreme?
SC: NO!!
CW: Do you want a bean burrito added to your order?
SC: NOOO!!!!
CW: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you want.
SC: Nevermind!! Just gimme what you got!
CW: Ok then...
Mocking Bird
Me: Hi how are you?
SC: *talks in a high, squeaky voice I can't understand*
CW: I think she's mocking you...
Me: I know she is. She can f*ck off.
CW:
Me: Go ahead...
SC: *says something*
Me: Talk normally or I will not help you.
SC: *suddenly talks normal*
Come BAAACCKKKK!!!
When a customer is abnormally quiet or hard to hear, we shut off out headset so we can hear the customer, but they can't hear us. It cuts out background noise and makes it a teeny bit easier to hear them. This guy was very hard to hear.
Me: Go ahead when you're ready *off*
SC: I'll...hello? Hello?
Me: I'm here. *off*
SC: Oh ok. I want a...hello?! HELLO!!!!??!!!!
Me: I'm still here. *off*
SC: Oh...I wa.....HELLO?!!!111!!!! Come back here!!!
Me: I'm still here, sir. I never went anywhere.
SC: I couldn't here you!!
Me: Just because you can't hear me, doesn't mean I can't hear you.
SC: Oh.....*grumbles*
I cannot hear her talking, so she MUST have walked away from me!
Mocking Bird II
Girl: I want
Guy: I want
Girl: a 5 layer
Guy: a 5 layer
Note: He was saying this 2 seconds after her.
Me: I can only hear one of you. Please talk one at a time.
Did he listen? Of course not! But he was entertained momentarily....
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