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    Had a call yesterday that bugs the hell out of me. This idiot gets on my line and starts complaining that we don't have his "rate" on the statements we send. Then he starts going on that it's the "law. THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW." But you have to drag your tongue across the top of your palate while you say it to get the full effect.

    Funny thing is, there's no federal law that governs this. The only one that comes close are the laws about credit cards. Oh it's a state law? We're the federal government.

    Then he drops this:
    "I want to talk to a manager and then go up the line until I get to the f*cking president if I have to!"

    Obama is currently dealing with withdrawal from Afghanistan, an economic recession, an overhaul of healthcare, and dealing with Congress in addition to raising his family. Call me wacky, but I think your little conniption is a little beneath his position. But by all means, try and call him. Make sure you record it. I'd love to hear you get this snippy with the Secret Service.

    During our conversation, he said "no wonder this country is so f*cking stupid. How are we supposed to figure this out for ourselves?" Your right. Despite the fact that you can find that on two websites, your initial statement and call us for the rate and WE'LL TELL YOU, we're trying to hide it from you.

    Adam Savage is doing Gollum's voice while singing "I Will Survive." Your argument is invalid.
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    Quoth Nurian View Post
    "law. THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW."
    I read this and heard Armand Assante's voice.
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      Damn, you beat me to it.

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        Oh dear GOD that video was fantastic. XD
        "I am nothing if not an equal opportunity asshole." -Gravekeeper

        "F**k you and your tie." -Jester

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