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    Lord, I had an awful day today. It could have been a passable, slightly stressful day, but one woman kicked it over the edge -- wannabe lawyer SC.

    Some background: Before I started working where I do, someone working there, I think the previous manager, thought it'd be a good idea to mark all of the stock with price stickers that had the prices printed on them. I suspect that this was to keep her from having to do additional work when customers didn't see the large signs placed near each shelf detailing the price of the yarn and came to her to get her to check it. But whatever her reasons, it was a stupid idea, because we have a LOT of stock, and we don't have the manpower to put new price tags on everything whenever the manufacturers raise their prices.

    Fast forward to me working there. The stickers are still on the yarn, but the prices have gone up, and I got stuck with the unenviable task of pulling down every last ball of yarn from the shelves, blacking out the price stickers, and putting them back. Not. Fun. I was at it for months and months, helped occasionally by co-workers who didn't do a very good job and frequently missed price tags, and at the end of it all, I'd gotten almost everything. Still, occasionally something turns up that has an un-blacked out price. When this happens, we make sure and note to the customer that the price is out of date and the current price is more, and we explain why and assure them that we're trying to fix it, but there's a lot of stock, and sometimes we miss things. Most people understand. Most people.

    Wannabe lawyer lady? Not so much.

    She was nice until she noticed that the price tag stuck on some very pricey yarn that she wanted was two dollars less than the advertised price that was stuck to the shelf. That's when she started on me. Relentlessly. Not taking ANY hints from my more and more frigid manner that it was time for her to shut up. It was like she was a record stuck on repeat.

    WLL: Excuse me, but the price on this yarn is two dollars less than what it says on the shelf.

    Me: Yes, and I'm sorry about that. The tags with the prices on them were put on before I started working here, and I've been trying to fix them all. There's a lot of stock here, and sometimes I miss some.

    WLL: Well you should really fix it.

    Me: Yes, I know. Now that I know there are some balls of yarn over there with the wrong prices on them, I'll make sure and get them taken care of.

    WLL: It's just that it's the law that you have to charge the price that's on the price tag on the item.

    (As an aside, no it's not. This issue has come up a lot, so when a representative from the Better Business Bureau dropped by once, I made a point of asking. As long as the correct price is posted SOMEWHERE and the staff make sure and point out the discrepancy, there's nothing wrong with having the wrong price on some items. What's against the law is for businesses not to honor an -advertised- price that's used to bring people into the stores. That having been said, people usually don't handle me arguing that point very well, so I skipped it.)

    Me: I'm aware that it's a problem, ma'am.

    WLL: It's against the law.

    Me: It was a mistake. We will fix it now.

    WLL: I'm just telling you so that you know.

    Me: (Finally losing my patience) Believe me, I'm aware of the problem. I have to deal with someone complaining about it at least once a week.

    WLL: Yes, and I'm trying to explain to you why they keep complaining.

    Me: Look around you. There is a lot of stock here. There is a lot of yarn. Some of it has fallen through the cracks and been missed. It. Was. A. Mistake. We. Will. Correct. It.

    WLL: It's against the law. That's why people are complaining.

    (Finally, I just snapped. The long conversation I just typed up is actually a condensed version of our conversation -- it dragged on and on and on with her behaving like a broken record, hammering at the same point over and over again without regard for the fact that I was -agreeing- that it was a problem and -promising- to fix it It was like she wasn't listening to anything but the sound of her own voice.)

    Me: You know what, you're right. This whole price tag thing is a problem, and I never would have seen it if you hadn't pointed it out to me! As soon as you leave, I'm going to wave my magic wand and make it all better. I never would have thought of that if it hadn't been for you. Thank you!

    WLL: ...

    Anyway, she paid for her stuff and left after that. I think a combination of how angry I was and what I said finally got through to her that I was finished with her. If she'd continued to argue with me, I seriously would have thrown her out of the store. If she comes back, I will.

    ARGH! WHY DIDN'T SHE GET IT?! What did she want me to SAY? I acknowledged that she was right, told her that we were trying to fix the problem, apologized... what the hell did she want me to say?

    I guess I'm just generally angry, at sucky wannabe lawyer lady for being a grade A bitch, at my old co-worker, who did a lazy, shoddy job of checking the price tags on that particular yarn, at the previous manager, for being too lazy to look up prices for customers and starting the problem at the first place... at everyone. I like being good at what I do, whatever that may be, and being able to be proud of the result, and it royally pisses me off when lazy slackers who don't give a crap drag me down and when hypercritical people make me suffer because the slackers are lazy. The laws of karma say that the slackers should have to deal with the jerky people, but that's rarely the way things work out.

  • #2
    Makes you just want to shake people dosen't it?

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    • #3
      Quoth 0oAmericanGirl View Post
      Makes you just want to shake people dosen't it?
      It's a tempting thought. She was being a first class ass, kinda like my computer when it freezes.

      Simply reboot. Same with the Etch-A-Sketch - shake to reboot.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        I agree with your story because i to can relate to the broken record theory...Say when someone asks you a uncommon question to something you have no answer for yes you could have just immediately claimed your fault and changed the price on the yarn she had in her hand BUT WHY....WHY do this when it is so very obvious what the answer is....It's a mistake..Like when those people ask me the same question over and over and over and over and over again it just becomes a broken record...Please just accept the answer and move on!

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        • #5
          mistakes happen, and retagging takes time, a lot of time; just because bll can't comprehend that the wand of magic retagging has yet to be invented doesn't mean her behavior is justified.

          i'm for shooting past shaking and outright throttling these types. maybe another case of oxygen to the brain deprivation will cure what ails her.
          look! it's ghengis khan!
          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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          • #6
            There was this lady at the place I work and she had come in for a refund of an item. As she didn't have a reciept, the refund person could only give it to her for whatever it scanned up then. She got all angry and claimed that she was a lawyer and it was agaisnt the law for people to do this and that she was going to complain.

            We had a manager and a supervisor tell her that this was the refund policy and that we were giving her more then what she would get if she complained.

            All the way through, she kept claiming she was a lawyer.
            Hate people like that.
            Some days I just want to chase the customer around with a big book with teeth. D:

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            • #7
              Hmm. I'm thinking about getting some art supplies and decorating up a really fancy magic wand. So that next time something like this happens, I'll have a prop.

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              • #8
                Easy magic wand instructions:

                1. Go to your local hardware store.
                2. Buy a length of 1/4" wooden dowel.
                3. Have them cut it to a length of about a foot or so....whatever looks right to you.
                4. At home, spray paint it black. Hang it from a line so that it dries completely, without resting on anything.
                5. (Optional) paint the ends white. In my experience, you don't even need this part.

                The benefits of this wand is that, unlike the plastic kind you can buy, you can abuse the living hell out of it and it won't be likely to break. (Though trust me, if you are violent enough with it, even that will shatter. Trust me, I know.) It also makes a very satisfyingly loud *CRACK* when you hit a desk/counter with it, and gets people's attention really fast. Oh, it also happens to be really cheap to make, and since it is wood, not plastic, you can leave it in the hot car without worrying about it melting, throw it in the backpack without worrying about it break, etc. Also, since you have to buy the WHOLE dowel in most hardware stores, you can actually make about three of these at one shot, and have spares ready to go for later.

                We now return you to your regularly scheduled educational program about the mating habits of rabid dung beetles.

                "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                Still A Customer."

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                • #9
                  Quoth chainedbarista View Post

                  i'm for shooting past shaking and outright throttling these types. maybe another case of oxygen to the brain deprivation will cure what ails her.
                  and if not it'll sure cure what ails the rest of us!
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #10
                    Jester's wand is quite manly, I'm sure, but for something with a little more girlishness, get a couple of those real fancy present ribbons and some coordinating curly ribbon. Glue the present ribbons to the top, one on each side, and tie and glue the curly ribbon below and curl. (Use glitter glue for even more sickening sweet girlishness). And if you make it long enough, you can reach over the counter and bop the SCs in the head with it.

                    Ooo, ooo, you could get some glitter to sprinkle around while you do your twirly fairy wish-granting dance for the SCs! If anything, your display of crazy COULD just scare them off.

                    (OT: My bf took his computer outside and shot it with the shotgun when it was acting up, took it back in and....it worked! I shit you not. I'm still waiting for it to catch on fire).
                    ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

                    Chickens are Asexual!

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                    • #11
                      That would work too. Or, you could just buy this or this.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        I was thinking of getting a dowel, sanding it a bit, painting and sealing it (or maybe I'll use a wood stain?) and then doing some bead and wirework on it. Something intricate, twisty, fancy. I also have access to a fairly complete Dremel set.

                        ... Or maybe I'll just buy the pink butterfly one.

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                        • #13
                          Irritating

                          I know, people like this really you up. It just makes me want to mysteriously develop hearing diificulies or suddenly remember something you need to as far away as possible from her.
                          ...but I'm a bastard and so desensitized to the scum of humanity that I'm immune to the Stun status effect.
                          Quoth Gravekeeper

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Arachne View Post
                            Hmm. I'm thinking about getting some art supplies and decorating up a really fancy magic wand. So that next time something like this happens, I'll have a prop.

                            Don't forget to come up with some magic words. If the customer is being nice or amusing about it you can use "bibbity-bobbity-boo".

                            If the customer is being a jerk about it then there's always "By the power of my dread-Lord Satan, I command these tags to correctly display the true and proper price given. To placate you, I offer the greasy, oily rag of a soul that this woman currently possesses. May you gain the strength to do as I bid from the feast I am offering you."

                            You might want to save that one for your last day at the store, but it's your call.

                            M
                            I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Arachne View Post
                              ... Or maybe I'll just buy the pink butterfly one.
                              I should look around and see if there's a gargoyle one available that I won't have to sell vital organs for.
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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