It's way to early for you to be that high

[Betweenshades]

Me: *phone greeting*
Them: ...........wait. What did you say? I.... what?
Me:.... *phone greeting*
Them: Oh, wow. Okay. So I have a question *beep*

They hang up.

Right. Okay. 2 minutes later they call back:

Them: So.... my TV is broken and I want to bring it today. Do I have to pay your diag fee when I drop it off.
Me: Yes. All Diag fees are collected up front.
Them: Wow..... that sucks...

*hangs up*


I don't. GAH.

[mikoyan29]

Here's your problem...It's not plugged in...
Oh wow man....

[Jay 2K Winger]

Them: Wow..... that sucks...

Well, that's just your opinion, man...

[BowserKoopa1]

Maybe they're too stupid to figure out how the remote control works?

[Raveni]

Maybe they're too stupid to figure out how the remote control works?

When I got my U-Verse setup, they said that the number one reason for calls to their support line were that "the remote is broken".

[Peppergirl]

Ah yes, the days of 'wake and bake'. I sometimes miss them.

I tended not to inflict myself upon innocent customer service workers when I did it, though.