Wherein I shame myself and get uppity....

[Tanasi]

Memphis, its almost always Memphis. -.-

Of course it would be Memphis, they're idiots in Memphis. I feel you pain cause I get a lot of calls from Memphis and our corp HQ is in Memphis. A month ago I spent a whole month in 2 days in Memphis.

I tried to get a friend in the state legislature to introduce a bill to give Memphis to either Mississippi or Arkansas. If it wasn't for the prevailing winds you could nuke Memphis off the face of the earth and I don't think I would shed a tear, well maybe half of one but that would be because I got dust in my eye.