The Most Vile and Disgusting.....SCs

[Gawdzillers]

(how the hell do you BREAK a SINK?),

I once had to hold up a broken sink for 5 minutes so that the kid who broke it could go get some help.
The thing had literally detached from the wall and was spraying water everywhere.

[staticradio]

no, it's not a bidet...

I've heard of some drunk guy defecating in a urinal... talk about a fun clean-up for some worker.

"uh, why is this toilet so high up?"

[Getoutofmylobby]

I felt bad for this guy, not an SC at all, but his story goes along with the thread so here goes.

I was working a Sunday afternoon when i noticed an old, disheveled man wandering around the deserted lobby. He wasn't wearing any shoes, looked like he just woke up and he hadn't noticed me behind the desk until I asked him if he needed any help.

Old Guy: Who are you?"
Me: I'm getoutofmylobby, I work here... who are you?
Old Guy: I wish i knew.
Me: ...are you staying here?"
Old Guy: Do you know Sam Adams?
Me: The beer?
Old Guy: I knew a Sam Adams once...

Ok this guy was clearly an alztheimers patient. I mean he forgot his name. And he looked sad and lost so i went around the desk to help this guy find his people.

Me: Where should you be right now?
Old Guy: I was trying to find Sam Adams.
Me: Yeah i'm gonna need Sam Adams too...
Me: Are you staying here?
Old Guy: Room two.
Me: Ok, I'm going to go to room two to get your people, can you stay right here?
Old Guy: <gets a really wierd look on his face>
Me: Sir?

And with this the old guy lifted his leg and two turds rolled out of his pant leg and onto the carpet.

I left him there, looking at the turds as I checked every room with a two in it and eventually got his wife who I brought down to the lobby.

He perked up and smiled when he saw her. And it would have been a great Tasters Choice moment to see these two elderly people reunited and embracing... if there wasn't this pile of shit beneath them.

I was able to control my laughter up until this was said:

Wife: Oh Herbert, you made poopies!
Old Guy: Poopies? I was looking for Sam.
Wife: Sam is long dead you know that.

And they go off to their room, leaving me to deal with the deposit.

[myswtghst]

I felt bad for this guy, not an SC at all, but his story goes along with the thread so here goes.

I might have to disagree, or at least comment that the wife was a bit "SC-ish," as she acknowledged the "deposit" but then left it there, without a word to you about cleaning it up.

[tollbaby]

beyond that... "made poopies"???? What was he, two? ugh. I hate that. *shudder*

[MadMike]

"uh, why is this toilet so high up?"

And why is my back all wet?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You hover, and as a result your holes become misaligned.

I'm terribly sorry to have said that, but you asked.

Either that or they do it on purpose. I'm sure some people are just sick in the head that way...

[HYHYBT]

I know someone who broke a sink by hitting it with a hammer. "I didn't mean to do that, I was just swinging the hammer around and hit the sink by accident" is *not* a good excuse!

Our store manager caught someone (sober, for what it's worth) defacating in the urinal. This one had the gall to call the 800 number and complain about being kicked out.

[Ackee]

Leave a deposit

You should ask anyone who wishes to use the staff loos in an emergency, to leave a deposit $50(or whatever it costs to hire a specialist cleaner) .So it they make a mess they will HAVE to pay to clean it up...

[Rapscallion]

Inflation, eh? Used to have to spend a penny...

Rapscallion

[Zinjadu]

Nasty, nasty people...

The guy who used our public washroom and left s--t all over the walls, and left his s----y pants and underwear in there as well. We had a display of sweatpants close to the washroom, so we assume he took a pair in to change into. Nobody saw anyone leaving naked from the waist down, anyway...

The woman who had diarrhea while shopping, and left a trail up and down 4 aisles before someone caught up to her. She insisted on going through the till and buying her groceries before leaving, and management let her!!! To me, the sale wouldn't have been that f'n important - just throw her out!!!

The old guy who crapped himself on the ramp leading down into the mall, and left a trail of chunks. Since it was mall property, their janitor had to clean it up instead of our staff.

[angelkirie]

I hate the parents that just let their kids throw up and keep going. Most of the restrooms in my store have a small little waiting area, a couch a table, some books and some kids toys.... One of our employees was approached by someone who had almost sat down on a huge pile of puke that covered ONE WHOLE SEAT of said sofa. And of course, whoever did it didn't tell anyone, just kept going and left it for someone else to find. *gag* Unfortunately that kind of things happens all the time in my store, though that one was by far the largest...