The only theft I can remember is one I was honestly glad to have happen. When I was cleaning out a bunch of ancient hardware at work, I came across this old...well, beast of a computer. It didn't boot, and a quick inspection showed that it was probably some old server. Stacked to the gills with 26.6k modems and 500mb hard drives.
Basically, worthless. Plus, the dust bunnies had long since evolved into herds of Monty Python-esque maneating dust rabbits. Plus, the thing weighed a good 50 pounds, at least. I had to leave it by the dumpster to get a stool to heave that sucker in.
When I came back, I saw two guys booting it down the alley, the BeastBox held between them. I saw them running and yelled 'Thanks, guys! Just saved me a whole pile of trouble!'
Best theft evah.
Basically, worthless. Plus, the dust bunnies had long since evolved into herds of Monty Python-esque maneating dust rabbits. Plus, the thing weighed a good 50 pounds, at least. I had to leave it by the dumpster to get a stool to heave that sucker in.
When I came back, I saw two guys booting it down the alley, the BeastBox held between them. I saw them running and yelled 'Thanks, guys! Just saved me a whole pile of trouble!'
Best theft evah.
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