ah yes. another week at Anthracite's. whoo.
I was on truck duty this week, which means after i unload the truck, sort the stuff from the truck, and size the stuff onto rolling racks, i get to take the racks onto the sales floor and distribute said stuff. this week we had no less than 2000 bra's in a shipment. each individually wrapped in plastic that had to come off before hitting the floor. guess who got to unwrap em all?
i had finally taken the plastic off all 2000 items and was putting bras on the sales floor racks when BEHOLD a wild SC !!! it went like this.
SC: Um.. do you have ...sketcher pants?
me: Sketcher? well, we carry their shoes, but i don't believe we carry their clothing line.
SC: DUH! NO! NOT SKETCHERS!!! i want like..... the stuff that makes you looks skinny!!
me: shapewear? (huh... bit of a jump from sketchers to shapewear but ok...)
SC: YEAH!!!
me: ok, Go around this corner here. on your left, is a FITTING ROOM. right in front of the door to the fitting room is the shapewear.
SC: GREAT! **starts to walk away* BTW? wheres your fitting room?
me: **
the next joy of the week was during a sign takedown. if we have a sale that only runs from say, 9 am to 1 pm, i get called in to take down the super sale signs from each fixture. usually its a change of about 5 % in price. a lady flipped out because the price of her sports shorts went up 89 cents. she then cussed me out. told me it wasn't legal to do that. i told her, with the biggest smile i could muster that not only was it legal, but i get PAID to do it.
and the final SC. I was in the girls dept. this guy came up to me. the SC and presumably his GF. oddness ensued.
SC Hey miss, can i ask you sumthin?
me: Sure sir, how can i help you?
SC: do you have kids?
me:..no..
SC: bros or sisters? nephews? neices? anything?
me:. No.
SC's GF : do you have a husband or a bf?
Me; NO! and i don't see that its really your business!>
Sc: well, i was just wondering..would you let a lil girl wear high heels?
me:FACEPALM:
some people..are weird.
I was on truck duty this week, which means after i unload the truck, sort the stuff from the truck, and size the stuff onto rolling racks, i get to take the racks onto the sales floor and distribute said stuff. this week we had no less than 2000 bra's in a shipment. each individually wrapped in plastic that had to come off before hitting the floor. guess who got to unwrap em all?

SC: Um.. do you have ...sketcher pants?
me: Sketcher? well, we carry their shoes, but i don't believe we carry their clothing line.
SC: DUH! NO! NOT SKETCHERS!!! i want like..... the stuff that makes you looks skinny!!
me: shapewear? (huh... bit of a jump from sketchers to shapewear but ok...)
SC: YEAH!!!
me: ok, Go around this corner here. on your left, is a FITTING ROOM. right in front of the door to the fitting room is the shapewear.
SC: GREAT! **starts to walk away* BTW? wheres your fitting room?
me: **

the next joy of the week was during a sign takedown. if we have a sale that only runs from say, 9 am to 1 pm, i get called in to take down the super sale signs from each fixture. usually its a change of about 5 % in price. a lady flipped out because the price of her sports shorts went up 89 cents. she then cussed me out. told me it wasn't legal to do that. i told her, with the biggest smile i could muster that not only was it legal, but i get PAID to do it.

and the final SC. I was in the girls dept. this guy came up to me. the SC and presumably his GF. oddness ensued.
SC Hey miss, can i ask you sumthin?
me: Sure sir, how can i help you?
SC: do you have kids?
me:..no..
SC: bros or sisters? nephews? neices? anything?
me:. No.
SC's GF : do you have a husband or a bf?
Me; NO! and i don't see that its really your business!>
Sc: well, i was just wondering..would you let a lil girl wear high heels?
me:FACEPALM:
some people..are weird.
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