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1.The ring on my finger means I'm married. I am one of those rare birds that takes that seriously.furthermore, if you are old enough to be my grandmother there's a fat glow in the dark line between funny and cool old lady and disturbing old biddy.
2. Please yell at me more. I take perverse pleasure in screwing the customers that make my life miserable. The best part is so does my boss, she'll back me up 100% if I tell her you're a grade A prick.
3. In the same vein as 2, I appreciate it, sincerely, when you acknowledge that your problem is not my problem and was most likely not caused by me. A simple thank you will suffice though, a kiss on the cheek coupled with a crotch grope is neither necessary nor desired (see #1).
If you remember these 3 simple suggestions I will be your biggest advocate and will do whatever I can up to and including bending/breaking the rules and policies my workplace tries (ineffectively) to enforce.
Thank you,
resident retail slave
2. Please yell at me more. I take perverse pleasure in screwing the customers that make my life miserable. The best part is so does my boss, she'll back me up 100% if I tell her you're a grade A prick.
3. In the same vein as 2, I appreciate it, sincerely, when you acknowledge that your problem is not my problem and was most likely not caused by me. A simple thank you will suffice though, a kiss on the cheek coupled with a crotch grope is neither necessary nor desired (see #1).
If you remember these 3 simple suggestions I will be your biggest advocate and will do whatever I can up to and including bending/breaking the rules and policies my workplace tries (ineffectively) to enforce.
Thank you,
resident retail slave
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