We in retail have a specific SC that every cashier knows about. We call her a Cat Lady. She is our regular, but she has a lack of hygeine and complains about prices of almost everything. Everytime I see her enter the store, I pray that she will head towards another cashier to check out. Unfortunately, she tends to chose me instead (Probably because I'm usually the one who puts up with her Cr*p). Here's how it usually goes.
Me:
SC: Cat Lady*smells like cat piss everytime she comes to my register.*
Me: Hello, Did you find everything that you're been looking for?
SC: I think so. Can you check the price on this one item A?
Me: Sure. *scans item* It's $3.99.
SC: Can you scan this one and tell me the price on it item B?
Me: *scans* Item B is 2 for $5.
( at this point the cat piss smells worse)
SC: but I thought the Item B was on sale for $1.99.
Me. Let me check the Ad for Item B.
*checks the Ad that states Item B should be 2 for $5.*
Me: Mam, the Ad states that item B is 2 for $5.
SC. I don't want it then.
Me: Are you sure? It's only 51 cent difference.
SC. No. I only want it for $1.99. I'll just pay for the Item A.
Me. ok
SC: *pays for the Item in cash*(the cash also smells like cat piss)
Me: thank you, you have a great evening.
As soon as SC left, I wanted to rant this, but I did it in my head.
GOOD LORD, DOES THAT LADY EVER TAKES A SHOWER OR EAITHER WASHES HER CLOTHES? AND DOES SHE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PRICES IN EVERY STORE?
I wish I could rant that, but I won't since I tend to be nice
In addition, I saw her at Wallyworld the other day while I was shopping. How did I recognized her before even looking? The Smell of cat piss of course.
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I'm a Ninja
Me:
SC: Cat Lady*smells like cat piss everytime she comes to my register.*
Me: Hello, Did you find everything that you're been looking for?
SC: I think so. Can you check the price on this one item A?
Me: Sure. *scans item* It's $3.99.
SC: Can you scan this one and tell me the price on it item B?
Me: *scans* Item B is 2 for $5.
( at this point the cat piss smells worse)
SC: but I thought the Item B was on sale for $1.99.
Me. Let me check the Ad for Item B.
*checks the Ad that states Item B should be 2 for $5.*
Me: Mam, the Ad states that item B is 2 for $5.
SC. I don't want it then.
Me: Are you sure? It's only 51 cent difference.
SC. No. I only want it for $1.99. I'll just pay for the Item A.
Me. ok
SC: *pays for the Item in cash*(the cash also smells like cat piss)
Me: thank you, you have a great evening.
As soon as SC left, I wanted to rant this, but I did it in my head.
GOOD LORD, DOES THAT LADY EVER TAKES A SHOWER OR EAITHER WASHES HER CLOTHES? AND DOES SHE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PRICES IN EVERY STORE?
I wish I could rant that, but I won't since I tend to be nice
In addition, I saw her at Wallyworld the other day while I was shopping. How did I recognized her before even looking? The Smell of cat piss of course.
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I'm a Ninja
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