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(Kind of a sighting, but it really sucked and I was working...)
I wish to scratch my eyes out.
What have I done to deserve this...I am serious!!!
I did not intend to look, but IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!
There was an old lady...well at first I thought she was probably in her 50s, but when I had the misfortune of being closer to her, I decided she was probably in her 60s. Her choice of clothing at first made me assume younger as it wasn't exactly fashionable, but it wasn't something a frumpy grandmother would necessarily pick. She wore blue jeans with a belt (yes, remember this, there was a freaking BELT) and a blue-and-white shirt. She was standing in front of a jewellery stand that is opposite the till point- where I was having just served some customers. I look straight ahead and....
I can't understand why she had a belt on. Was the belt purely decorative? It appears that she had decided to go low-rider...only forgot that you're supposed to wear patterned boxer shorts worn high above the waistband of the jeans. In fact...she had forgotten to wear any underwear at all
And she was bending over, dead ahead of me, to look at some shiny things...and as she leaned forward, the back of her shirt rose up and she presented me with her wrinkly as**ole.
WHY!!!? *scratches eyes out*
I would like to say that I only saw her once, but she just seemed to be THERE all the f*cking time!!!
I went and told my manager and she said she thought she'd seen a bit of builder's bum on the woman and I said "Oh no, its not builder's bum, its her entire bum." She was completely oblivious. I'm not sure how many other people noticed. Unobservant Colleague never noticed at all, and other customers didn't seem to, but I did notice one old lady walking away from her with rather disgusted expression and while Butt Lady was rummaging through a kid's sale rack (bent over, naturally), a woman in the queue was laughing and trying to hide it.
UC served her, on the till next to mine (after she'd been in the shop for at least an hour trying to show everyone her butt), and I thought I was safe. She was standing face us after all. But nuuuu...she decided to stand oddly and show me her ass her again.
My manager thought it was funny how I was refusing to look up from the register and had my hair pulled around my face like a big curtain.
Jebus...its only Monday and I want a drink!
I wish to scratch my eyes out.
What have I done to deserve this...I am serious!!!
I did not intend to look, but IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!
There was an old lady...well at first I thought she was probably in her 50s, but when I had the misfortune of being closer to her, I decided she was probably in her 60s. Her choice of clothing at first made me assume younger as it wasn't exactly fashionable, but it wasn't something a frumpy grandmother would necessarily pick. She wore blue jeans with a belt (yes, remember this, there was a freaking BELT) and a blue-and-white shirt. She was standing in front of a jewellery stand that is opposite the till point- where I was having just served some customers. I look straight ahead and....
I can't understand why she had a belt on. Was the belt purely decorative? It appears that she had decided to go low-rider...only forgot that you're supposed to wear patterned boxer shorts worn high above the waistband of the jeans. In fact...she had forgotten to wear any underwear at all
And she was bending over, dead ahead of me, to look at some shiny things...and as she leaned forward, the back of her shirt rose up and she presented me with her wrinkly as**ole.
WHY!!!? *scratches eyes out*
I would like to say that I only saw her once, but she just seemed to be THERE all the f*cking time!!!
I went and told my manager and she said she thought she'd seen a bit of builder's bum on the woman and I said "Oh no, its not builder's bum, its her entire bum." She was completely oblivious. I'm not sure how many other people noticed. Unobservant Colleague never noticed at all, and other customers didn't seem to, but I did notice one old lady walking away from her with rather disgusted expression and while Butt Lady was rummaging through a kid's sale rack (bent over, naturally), a woman in the queue was laughing and trying to hide it.UC served her, on the till next to mine (after she'd been in the shop for at least an hour trying to show everyone her butt), and I thought I was safe. She was standing face us after all. But nuuuu...she decided to stand oddly and show me her ass her again.
My manager thought it was funny how I was refusing to look up from the register and had my hair pulled around my face like a big curtain.
Jebus...its only Monday and I want a drink!
You probably should not wear something so revealing.
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