Caught ANOTHER fake ID

[dalesys]

Since not everyone follows astrology, there is a legitimate reason for not knowing your own star sign.

I'll bet a higher percentage of non-beliefers know their astro-illogical sign than know what day of the week they were born on...

Saturday's child...

[Anakah]

I'm lucky to be behind a cage. We're encouraged to get any kind of fake material that we can away from the criminals--as long as we're safe about it. I've gotten pretty good at being fake happy and keeping my cool while dealing with people until security arrives. Then security usually fucks up what I hand them on a freaking silver platter.

The funny thing is later my SV tried to say that I did nothing in the way of catching this guy--she took all the credit like she did everything. I was pretty pissed about that. The only thing she did was sit on her ass in the back and call security while I went out there and actually had full on conversations trying to prolong him in the window.

[Argabarga]

The closest I get to confiscating ID's are confiscating fake parking permits, and yeah, the bad ones are LAUGHABLY bad, as in, tried to hand-write them with a pen when the real ones are made by a commercial-grade printer

[PepperElf]

I'm lucky to be behind a cage. We're encouraged to get any kind of fake material that we can away from the criminals--as long as we're safe about it. I've gotten pretty good at being fake happy and keeping my cool while dealing with people until security arrives. Then security usually fucks up what I hand them on a freaking silver platter.

The funny thing is later my SV tried to say that I did nothing in the way of catching this guy--she took all the credit like she did everything. I was pretty pissed about that. The only thing she did was sit on her ass in the back and call security while I went out there and actually had full on conversations trying to prolong him in the window.

I bet THAT'S why they got pissed when you wrote the statement. It generates evidence of what you did... vs what they did and how everyone else fucked up.

[Caractacus_Potts]

But there used to be a bar in downtown Tempe, right on Mill Avenue (the main strip with the bars) that not only confiscated ID's, they took great pride in it. So much so, in fact, that they decorated their Christmas tree each year with all the ID's they confiscated throughout the year.

I went to a bar that had a "wall of shame" with all the fake ID's they confiscated on it. At the time I was 22 and I had a valid duplicate license (I had lost my original in the woods while camping). I guess the guy wasn't too familiar with duplicates. I had to call the cops to get my license back from him. Poor guy thought he had bagged the next trophy for the wall.

The moral of the story: Don't hand your stolen ID to the policeman you stole it from.

When I was 20 I got a fake ID. It was a real state ID but I used a friend of a friend’s documentation and got it in his name/address with my picture from the DMV. I used it once and the clerk was just handing it back to me when an officer walking the downtown beat walked in the door. The officer asked what was going on and the clerk turned and handed the ID to the officer instead of back to me saying, "I was just checking this guys ID but it looks legit."

The cop looks at the ID, looks at me, looks back at the ID and says, "You’re not Joe Blow. I arrested Joe Blow last week."