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So today is our BUSIEST day of the year! We've been sold out since February! It's craziness!
Today is the RSVP bike ride, which is why we are sold out. The bike riders often start arriving right after check-out. Naturally, their rooms are not cleaned yet. So, since they're on bicycles, they'll often leave their packs in the lobby while they lounge/go eat/whatever while they wait.
I walk into the office, and CW is apologizing profusely and mopping up something on and around one of the packs. The owner of the pack is standing there, laughing nervously and saying it was fine, her pack was waterproof, but that was crazy nuts.
After she left, I was filled in.
Drunk Guy (DG) had staggered into the lobby after being dropped off by a cab, wanting a room. We are SOLD OUT! Also, he had no money anyways. Drunk Guy then proceeded to piss all over himself, our lobby, and our guest's pack. He then left.
Fortunately, the guest seemed to be in good humor about it, despite the huge gross factor.
A few minutes later, same guest said that DG was still on our property, sitting by a car. I looked out and saw an old guy with a "Here for the Beer" T-shirt. I asked CW if that was the guy, and she said yes. I then went out to see what he was doing, since he was on the other side of the car.
I walked around and...
DG's shorts are down to his knees, and he was pissing on the car!
He sees me, and tries to pull up his shorts, dribbling piss the whole way.
I went off on him. Keep in mind that during my whole tirade, DG kept trying to pull his way-too loose shorts, and they kept coming down, giving me a view I really did not want.
Me: "WHAT THE HELL?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? THAT IS NOT OKAY! You will leave this property NOW! Get OUT of here! That's just....WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO DO THAT?!?! Leave right NOW or I'm calling the cops! You know what, f*** it. I'm calling them. I'm going to call the police, and you're going to leave and not come back, and seriously THAT IS JUST SO INAPPROPRIATE!!! THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY APPROPRIATE!! The cops are on their way, buddy, you can count on that!"
I went and called the police and told them what was up. They came by and sent him on his way.
I told CW, and she said "You know that's Head Housekeeper's car, right?"
I then had the pleasure of radioing Head Housekeeper.
Me: "HH, you have the <car> out front, right?"
HH: "Yeah, why?"
Me: "Just letting you know, you may want to give it a wash."
HH: "Yeah, I know, it's pretty dirty."
Me: "That, and I hate to tell you this, but some drunk guy just pissed all over your car."
HH: "WHAT?!?!?"
Me: "Yeah. I called the cops and got rid of him, but I just thought you should know."
HK1: "Whooooaaaa!"
HH: "Thanks. That just made my day."
HK2: "OMG HH, I'm so sorry! That's *giggling* ...that's terrible!"
HH: "Yeah, laugh it up. That's....that's great, that right there."
Shortly after, I looked outside, and DG was back!!! He wasn't pissing on HH's car, but was leaning on it. I didn't go out; I just called the police again. They came by and kicked him off property again. I haven't seen him since. I hope it stays that way.
Today is the RSVP bike ride, which is why we are sold out. The bike riders often start arriving right after check-out. Naturally, their rooms are not cleaned yet. So, since they're on bicycles, they'll often leave their packs in the lobby while they lounge/go eat/whatever while they wait.
I walk into the office, and CW is apologizing profusely and mopping up something on and around one of the packs. The owner of the pack is standing there, laughing nervously and saying it was fine, her pack was waterproof, but that was crazy nuts.
After she left, I was filled in.
Drunk Guy (DG) had staggered into the lobby after being dropped off by a cab, wanting a room. We are SOLD OUT! Also, he had no money anyways. Drunk Guy then proceeded to piss all over himself, our lobby, and our guest's pack. He then left.
Fortunately, the guest seemed to be in good humor about it, despite the huge gross factor.
A few minutes later, same guest said that DG was still on our property, sitting by a car. I looked out and saw an old guy with a "Here for the Beer" T-shirt. I asked CW if that was the guy, and she said yes. I then went out to see what he was doing, since he was on the other side of the car.
I walked around and...
DG's shorts are down to his knees, and he was pissing on the car!
He sees me, and tries to pull up his shorts, dribbling piss the whole way.I went off on him. Keep in mind that during my whole tirade, DG kept trying to pull his way-too loose shorts, and they kept coming down, giving me a view I really did not want.
Me: "WHAT THE HELL?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? THAT IS NOT OKAY! You will leave this property NOW! Get OUT of here! That's just....WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO DO THAT?!?! Leave right NOW or I'm calling the cops! You know what, f*** it. I'm calling them. I'm going to call the police, and you're going to leave and not come back, and seriously THAT IS JUST SO INAPPROPRIATE!!! THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY APPROPRIATE!! The cops are on their way, buddy, you can count on that!"
I went and called the police and told them what was up. They came by and sent him on his way.
I told CW, and she said "You know that's Head Housekeeper's car, right?"
I then had the pleasure of radioing Head Housekeeper.
Me: "HH, you have the <car> out front, right?"
HH: "Yeah, why?"
Me: "Just letting you know, you may want to give it a wash."
HH: "Yeah, I know, it's pretty dirty."
Me: "That, and I hate to tell you this, but some drunk guy just pissed all over your car."
HH: "WHAT?!?!?"
Me: "Yeah. I called the cops and got rid of him, but I just thought you should know."
HK1: "Whooooaaaa!"
HH: "Thanks. That just made my day."
HK2: "OMG HH, I'm so sorry! That's *giggling* ...that's terrible!"
HH: "Yeah, laugh it up. That's....that's great, that right there."
Shortly after, I looked outside, and DG was back!!! He wasn't pissing on HH's car, but was leaning on it. I didn't go out; I just called the police again. They came by and kicked him off property again. I haven't seen him since. I hope it stays that way.
But he's banned from the property now...So sad...
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