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  • "Do you do this?"

    I work in the electronics department at a local branch of one of those wonderful mega-retailers, wherein yesterday I had the "privilege" of tending to some of the basic functions of the photo center while the photo tech scheduled to work there was in back unloading a couple of those 53-foot trailers (which I'm pretty sure isn't in his job description, but I digress). Anyway, that's the setup. I had just finished grabbing a customer's pictures and checking them out and was walking back to my department, when I was approached by an old bat with a head twitch that would make Micheal J. Fox jealous. She's holding in her hand a disposable camera, and is just staring at me.

    As I approach, she's now holding out the camera about a foot away from her, in both hands.
    SC: "Do you do this?"
    Me: "Do....what, exactly?"
    SC: "Do you do this?" *shoving the camera out further*
    Me *pause for a second to give her the chance to say WHAT I'm supposed to "do" with the camera* "Are you looking for one-hour photo developing, or to have it sent out, or...what, exactly?"
    SC: *clearly not understanding a word I'm saying* "Do you do this?"
    Me: *getting slightly irritated by this COMPLETE lack of information as to what her intentions are* "Personally, I don't do anything with these cameras. If you're looking for one-hour developing, let me check with the photo guy" (I don't know if there's anything special that needs to be done with one-hour developing on disposable cameras vs. a standalone roll of film, thus that idea.)
    SC: *scoffs loud enough that she could be heard in the next city over, and storms away*

    I'd still like to know what kind of service she was looking for with that camera. One-hour? Two-day? Is the camera busted and the pictures in need of rescuing? I watched her waddle away for a few seconds before returning to my department, chuckling to myself and amusing coworkers with this tale of having a brick wall talking to me.

  • #2
    First: Welcome to Cusomters Suck.

    Second: Did someone manage to figure out how to do that? You know... Do that?"
    Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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    • #3
      Ah the old "You should be psychic and know what I want!" bit. If people in retail were psychic, they probably would all be lottery winners.
      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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      • #4
        Me: Yes, I can do that.
        *Take the camera and holds it out in front of myself. Hands camera back.*
        Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
        Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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        • #5
          Quoth truthless86 View Post
          SC: "Do you do this?"
          Her camera was lonely and she wanted it to be your sex toy.
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            The only thing that comes to mind for me is that she might not have much English. It didn't come across in your post, but did she have an accent from a region where English isn't the first language?
            Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Her camera was lonely and she wanted it to be your sex toy.
              I dunno. If I farted I would be afraid the flash would go off and I'd have flashes of light coming out of my butt.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                I dunno. If I farted I would be afraid the flash would go off and I'd have flashes of light coming out of my butt.
                So, you're either a unicorn...



                or a sparkly vampire.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mytical View Post
                  If people in retail were psychic, all of the SC's would be banned preemptively before they ever got a chance to set foot in the store
                  Fixed that for ya...
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                  "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Syriilord View Post
                    did she have an accent from a region where English isn't the first language?
                    I wish I could use that as a possible explanation given how 60% of our customers know very little (if any) English, but no. Sadly, she was your typical moderately-overweight oldish American bat, without a hint of accent in the few words she spoke to me. I'm thinking I should've invested in a "how to speak moron" translational dictionary. You know, the type where they tell you what different ticks of the head mean.
                    I mentioned this encounter to the photo tech who was in today, and he just rolled his eyes and shook his head about the stupidity of the average customer.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      So, you're either a unicorn...



                      or a sparkly vampire.
                      BRAVEHEART! Complete with lightning bolts coming out of his arse!
                      "If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson

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