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  • #16
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    I do so hope you one day find yourself trapped beneath a desperately lustful bison.
    I think I'll have to say that to some people soon.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #17
      Yiddish

      Quote:
      I bet German has a word for it. German has a word for everything

      I'm not sure about German, but you can bet Yiddish does -- and it probably has three or four other meanings, too! Previous poster was right about French, tho -- you could insult him in it and he'd never know he was hit. Bet there's something good in Gaelic, too.

      Once again, GK, thanks for a much needed laugh. And though you toil in misery most of the time, remember -- you are earning a paycheck, and you are doing a service for your fellow beings. Keep the faith, bro!

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      • #18
        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        There really needs to be a word for when someone says or does something so staggeringly stupid and frustrating that it actually stuns you a moment in awe. I mean an actual word for it. Not one of the various curse words normally used to refer to it.
        We have one in English, actually.

        Dumbstruck

        The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
        "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
        Hoc spatio locantur.

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        • #19
          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
          ICH MEIN LEIBE DER FUKKENBLOTT UND SWINE
          "SCHWEIN", my good man

          Quoth ceallaig View Post
          Previous poster was right about French, tho
          I can't believe I'm actually going to quote a Matrix movie, but here goes:

          "I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite – fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it."
          -- The Meroivingian, "The Matrix: Reloaded"
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            There really needs to be a word for when someone says or does something so staggeringly stupid and frustrating that it actually stuns you a moment in awe.
            The word you seek is "stupefied," and the sensation is usually accompanied by the loss of IQ points. Unfortunately, it doesn't sound nearly as satisfying as fully half of the German language.

            My favorite being the German word gift which, in English, means 'poison.'

            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            I do so hope you one day find yourself trapped beneath a desperately lustful bison.
            I'm wondering if a male or female bison might be more traumatic. >_>

            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            .....Wait, what's a Nobble Peace Price? Or did I spell that wrong? Nobble Piece Prize? ...is this some sort of weird erotic Obama fanfic you're trying to tell me about?
            I'm not going looking, but I can almost guarantee you that some such things exists and can be found online.

            Quoth dalesys View Post
            This is my understanding of how German builds words: Elephant Crash (Jung (le) Buch). @1:00
            But... but... my high school German teacher told me that THIS was how to build them. (link to a blog, and I got extra credit for memorizing that story)

            Quoth Jester View Post
            Even Robin got laid, and Robin's only a sidekick!
            Yeah, but Robin (Dick Grayson, at least) turns into Nightwing and then eventually gets to be Batman, so it's not like he doesn't have potential.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #21
              Gravekeeper said: I do so hope you one day find yourself trapped beneath a desperately lustful bison.

              You know . . . it makes me wonder.

              What'd the poor bison do to deserve this?
              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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              • #22
                Quoth Panacea View Post
                What'd the poor bison do to deserve this?
                Rode the Sky Train.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #23
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  Rode the Sky Train.
                  Ordered pants at 3am.

                  Pink camo, of course.
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    I do so hope you one day find yourself trapped beneath a desperately lustful bison.
                    I'm so glad there's no one else around right now, my maniacal laughter would probably get me a prescription for Prozac

                    You know, for a superhero, you don’t really hold your liquor that well.
                    Maybe the sauce is his version of Kryptonite? Better call Lex Luthor!

                    SC: “So…that’s &@$&ing....not Aquaman! I’m a different &@$&ing character!”
                    Me: "Whatever you say, Aquaman."
                    SC: "*&@#$ing! <click>"

                    Aquaman is so uncool even a drunken paranoid conspiracy theorist doesn’t want to be compared to him. Not only did he hang up on me that time, but he never called after that. I think I'll just call him Aquaman every time he calls from now on.
                    Well played sir! Gravekeeper hath defeated the Vic!!
                    Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Talon View Post
                      Well played sir! Gravekeeper hath defeated the Vic!!
                      Gravekeeper hath earned 2000 EXP and 65 Gold. The Monster dropped a treasure chest! Within, thou findest a pair of hot pink camo stretch pants!
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #26
                        Is this where I point out Aquaman is actually one of the more frighteningly powerful people in comics? Seriously, look up the examples given in his TVtropes page and THEN tell me he is lame.
                        "It's times like these that make me wanna go straight."
                        James from Pokémon.

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                        • #27
                          He is lame.

                          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                          Still A Customer."

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post

                            I'm wondering if a male or female bison might be more traumatic. >_>
                            Male. Apparently those things are hung ¬_¬
                            Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
                              Namor the Submariner?
                              Or perhaps Tethis, the Sea Troll in The Colour of Magic?
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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