Ok, so this was call el numero uno of the day. And perhaps that's why I kind of lost it for a second.
Let's just do a dialogue, shall we.
Me:
SC: Jackass of the day.
Things to keep in mind before I start this call, both the customer and myself are on ET. It is the winter and 3:52 PM at the start of the call.
Me: Thank you for calling Some Bank's online banking. My name is Poor Sap, may I have your name please?
SC: Jekyl Hide
Me: And how are you doing this evening Mr. Hide?
SC: It's not evening yet, I am in NC and it is 10 til 4.
Me: (In that you say toe-may-toe, I say tuh-mot-oh way). Well it's evening to me, what can I do for you?
Basically the situation is this: Customer has a Line of Credit which he claims over the last couple of weeks it said online was due 3-1-07 for 50 dollars. He got charged a late fee for missing the 2-1-07 payment and he called the credit division to question this. They inform him that there was a payment due and then connected him to me to see why the other date was displayed. I take his word at face value like I have to, apologize and place him on hold as this is a unique issue and I want to obtain supervisor advice. A supervisor tells me what I do know, if he checked it anytime after 2-1-07 it would say 3-1-07 and that there is nothing we can do because our logs show it right.
Ok so here is where it gets sucky.
Me: Mr Hide, thank you for your patience in holding. I have researched the issue and our logs show that the information is correct and we receive the information direct from the credit division and I cannot do anymore. I will connect you back to them for you to discuss it with them and see if they can possibly resolve the issue and refund the fee. However it is not in my capabil...
SC: Whoa-hold-it-whoa-hold-it. I have already talked to them and they connected me to you and I have been on hold for a long time. Let's just cut the bouncing me around and just help me.
Me: Sir, I am sorry about the inconvencience, but we receive the information directly from them and it is showing it right.
SC: I know what I saw and it said 3-1-07.
Me: Sir if you checked it on 2-2-07, then it would say 3-1-07 as it was already late...
SC: Look, I know what I saw and the representative told me that you were having problems and now I want a resolution.
Me: Sir, I am showing that the information was received by them and there is nothing more I can do, other then to connect you to them to see if they can give you a courtesy. However, the information is displaying correct now, and we show it has always displayed correct.
SC: Look, you need to just admit there is a problem here. The other rep said you were having problems, and you need to admit that you guys don't have your act together. I just want this resolved so connect me to your supervisor.
Me: Sir I ca...
SC: (Cutoff 1 with Rant 1 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I can...
SC: (Cutoff 2 with Rant 2 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I can...
SC: (Cutoff 3 with Rant 3 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I...
SC: (Cutoff 4...)
Me: Let me speak sir! (In heightened tone with frustration, was I out of line)
Followed now by the customer attempting to lecture me and how if he owned a company he would not allow a representative to scream at a customer. Then going on about how he can see why there are problems with poor rep's like myself. At this point I corrected him and pointed out that I am a top performing rep. Blah blah blah. The eventual ask to speak to a supervisor, the response of a call back and that I could connect him into the right department, another request for supervicor, another call back issued, told to stop playing the games and hiding behind a call back. Finally telling him that he is more then welcome to talk to a supervisor when one is available to call him (not wasting a supervisor's time on an issue we can't resolve with a 86 person que). Followed by a no just connect me, give me your name and center so I can complain, and believe me I will complain, about you later speech.
Connect him and tell them he is more then welcome to lodge a complaint against me at his leisure.
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I don't know, did I get to angry at the cutoffs?
Let's just do a dialogue, shall we.
Me:

SC: Jackass of the day.
Things to keep in mind before I start this call, both the customer and myself are on ET. It is the winter and 3:52 PM at the start of the call.
Me: Thank you for calling Some Bank's online banking. My name is Poor Sap, may I have your name please?
SC: Jekyl Hide
Me: And how are you doing this evening Mr. Hide?
SC: It's not evening yet, I am in NC and it is 10 til 4.
Me: (In that you say toe-may-toe, I say tuh-mot-oh way). Well it's evening to me, what can I do for you?
Basically the situation is this: Customer has a Line of Credit which he claims over the last couple of weeks it said online was due 3-1-07 for 50 dollars. He got charged a late fee for missing the 2-1-07 payment and he called the credit division to question this. They inform him that there was a payment due and then connected him to me to see why the other date was displayed. I take his word at face value like I have to, apologize and place him on hold as this is a unique issue and I want to obtain supervisor advice. A supervisor tells me what I do know, if he checked it anytime after 2-1-07 it would say 3-1-07 and that there is nothing we can do because our logs show it right.
Ok so here is where it gets sucky.
Me: Mr Hide, thank you for your patience in holding. I have researched the issue and our logs show that the information is correct and we receive the information direct from the credit division and I cannot do anymore. I will connect you back to them for you to discuss it with them and see if they can possibly resolve the issue and refund the fee. However it is not in my capabil...
SC: Whoa-hold-it-whoa-hold-it. I have already talked to them and they connected me to you and I have been on hold for a long time. Let's just cut the bouncing me around and just help me.
Me: Sir, I am sorry about the inconvencience, but we receive the information directly from them and it is showing it right.
SC: I know what I saw and it said 3-1-07.
Me: Sir if you checked it on 2-2-07, then it would say 3-1-07 as it was already late...
SC: Look, I know what I saw and the representative told me that you were having problems and now I want a resolution.
Me: Sir, I am showing that the information was received by them and there is nothing more I can do, other then to connect you to them to see if they can give you a courtesy. However, the information is displaying correct now, and we show it has always displayed correct.
SC: Look, you need to just admit there is a problem here. The other rep said you were having problems, and you need to admit that you guys don't have your act together. I just want this resolved so connect me to your supervisor.
Me: Sir I ca...
SC: (Cutoff 1 with Rant 1 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I can...
SC: (Cutoff 2 with Rant 2 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I can...
SC: (Cutoff 3 with Rant 3 followed by 3 second silence)
Me: Sir I...
SC: (Cutoff 4...)
Me: Let me speak sir! (In heightened tone with frustration, was I out of line)
Followed now by the customer attempting to lecture me and how if he owned a company he would not allow a representative to scream at a customer. Then going on about how he can see why there are problems with poor rep's like myself. At this point I corrected him and pointed out that I am a top performing rep. Blah blah blah. The eventual ask to speak to a supervisor, the response of a call back and that I could connect him into the right department, another request for supervicor, another call back issued, told to stop playing the games and hiding behind a call back. Finally telling him that he is more then welcome to talk to a supervisor when one is available to call him (not wasting a supervisor's time on an issue we can't resolve with a 86 person que). Followed by a no just connect me, give me your name and center so I can complain, and believe me I will complain, about you later speech.
Connect him and tell them he is more then welcome to lodge a complaint against me at his leisure.
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I don't know, did I get to angry at the cutoffs?
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