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    Okay, I work at a fast food joint that sells hot coffee (black, with sugar or cream) and ICED coffee (French Vanilla, Mocha, or Regular). The menu board at our drive though says that it is ICED coffee, and that it is only available as an ICED coffee.

    Me:
    SC: Obviously can't read
    SC's Wife: Has reading trouble herself

    Customer drives up to the window and I start to hand out their order

    SC: This is ICED coffee
    Me: Yes, we only offer the Mocha's as Iced
    SC: I don't want it ICED, I want it HOT. Warm it up!
    Me: I'm sorry, we don't have a way of doing that for you, we don't sell hot Mocha or Vanilla coffee here
    SC: But it's ICED
    Me: Yes, but it clearly says on the menu board that it is only available ICED
    SC: But I thought if you didn't specify ICED you got it HOT. How could you make this mistake?
    Me: I'm sorry, it is only available ICED. No matter how you order it, it will only come as an ICED coffee.
    SC's Wife: But you should have it HOT. Other places have it HOT, like those COFFEE STORES? YOU know what I'm talking about..why don't you have it
    Me: I'm sorry, we are not a coffee store, we are a burger restaurant, and we have limited choices in our drinks
    SC: Why not? You say I can have it "MY WAY", why won't you fix this?
    Me: Sir, if you don't want the coffee, I can take it off your bill.
    SC: No, I want my coffee HOT! Make it HOT!
    Me: Sir, I can't do that, I apologize. If you want a specialty coffee, there is a coffee shop down the street. I will take this off your bill
    SC: No, just give it to me. WHY you can't do what I want is stupid; you should be fired

    Customer then takes coffee (after paying) and throws it on the ground outside the window. So, he just paid $4 for nothing
    Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  • #2
    Quoth kansasgal View Post
    So, he just paid $4 for nothing
    No, he paid $4 to show what a big man he is and have a tantrum.

    And if I can have a $1.49 Bopper Jr. made my way, can you add gold bullion instead of ketchup? What?!? You said I could have it MY WAY!!! Waaaaah!
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Quoth bainsidhe View Post
      No, he paid $4 to show what a big man he is and have a tantrum.

      And if I can have a $1.49 Bopper Jr. made my way, can you add gold bullion instead of ketchup? What?!? You said I could have it MY WAY!!! Waaaaah!
      Can I have mine made with the sacred cows of India?
      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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      • #4
        Quoth bainsidhe View Post
        No, he paid $4 to show what a big man he is and have a tantrum. And if I can have a $1.49 Bopper Jr. made my way, can you add gold bullion instead of ketchup? What?!? You said I could have it MY WAY!!! Waaaaah!
        *snort*
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          Must be nice to be able to afford to throw away 4 bucks like that.

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          • #6
            Hey, if you're taking orders, I'll have mine served on the chest of a well-endowed, female adult-movie star.
            Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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            • #7
              What did he think he was proving by throwing it on the ground? That he's an overgrown baby? Congratulation SC. Mission accomplished.

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              • #8
                Interesting comments to say after he threw the coffee out:

                "Thank you for watering the garden sir."
                "That'll cover up the smell of oil and puke"
                "Oh, let me guess... you burnt yourself" (I know its Iced coffee.)
                "Missed your mouth"
                Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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                • #9
                  Big babies.... Too bad you couldn't give them something to REALLY cry about.
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    SC: But I thought if you didn't specify ICED you got it HOT. How could you make this mistake?
                    Seems a little confused as to which of you was mistaken.

                    Idiot. He assumes something that turns out not to be true, but it's your mistake?
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                      Can I have mine made with the sacred cows of India?
                      If you come in while I am working, I will make it whatever way you want...I will even bring in Venison burgers for you, lol. However, if you want a hot mocha...no. You do have to tell me you are from customerssuck.com for me to make good on my promise though...

                      I used to decorate cakes for a sideline, and I do have gold flakes, so those of you who want it made with gold (which, btw, I would not recommend...it interacts with the ketchup) let me know as well.

                      Quoth Syriilord View Post
                      Hey, if you're taking orders, I'll have mine served on the chest of a well-endowed, female adult-movie star.
                      You bring the star, I'll serve up the Bopper..she's too big for a Bopper Jr.
                      Last edited by Dips; 08-16-2011, 11:31 AM. Reason: please use the "+ button to quote multiple posts
                      Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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                      • #12
                        I want a bopper with dairy-free cheese, barbecue sauce, and on a turkey burger!
                        Alternatively, an iced mocha without dairy would be awesome, even though I know they can't offer dairy-free options on the menu.
                        Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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                        • #13
                          You can have a bopper that's vegetarian...it's a veggie burger, but no cheese, unfortunately.

                          And I can make you and Iced Mocha without dairy, we just use the iced coffee and chocolate, it doesn't taste as good but it could work...
                          Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth kansasgal View Post
                            You can have a bopper that's vegetarian...it's a veggie burger, but no cheese, unfortunately.

                            And I can make you and Iced Mocha without dairy, we just use the iced coffee and chocolate, it doesn't taste as good but it could work...
                            yay! I normally end up getting chicken, no place around here does red meat+dairy free items in fast food.
                            Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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                            • #15
                              Glad I could help. They do have veggie burgers, but you have to ask and specify a veggie is what you want, they don't advertise them. For a Bopper, you would get two smaller veggie burgers on a bopper bun, and then all the veggies, etc.
                              Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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