Would you like a refillable souvenir cup today? Refills are only $1.99 all season long.
"Yes. Wait, no. Wait, what?"
"Yes. It's free, right?"
"NO! DID I SAY I WANTED ONE?!"
-SC1: "What did he say?"
SC2: "He asked if we had a souvenir cup..."
"Yeah, the cup is $1.99, right?"
"No but I want one of them free refill cups..." (uh, we don't HAVE free refills on anything)
"No, but I will have 25 free ice waters." (I hate making waters.)
Do you want to make that small [drink] a large for $0.20 more?
"No, but I will have a medium." (We don't have mediums, a simple look at the menu would tell them that, but that would require reading)
"[insert 10 minutes of debating the merits of a large vs a small here]"
"No, if I drink that much, it'll make me pee." (eww!)
Would you like anything to drink with that?
"No, but I will have a large Coke."
"Yes. I'll have a chili cheese fry."
"Yes. Wait, no. Wait, what?"
"Yes. It's free, right?"
"NO! DID I SAY I WANTED ONE?!"
-SC1: "What did he say?"
SC2: "He asked if we had a souvenir cup..."
"Yeah, the cup is $1.99, right?"
"No but I want one of them free refill cups..." (uh, we don't HAVE free refills on anything)
"No, but I will have 25 free ice waters." (I hate making waters.)
Do you want to make that small [drink] a large for $0.20 more?
"No, but I will have a medium." (We don't have mediums, a simple look at the menu would tell them that, but that would require reading)
"[insert 10 minutes of debating the merits of a large vs a small here]"
"No, if I drink that much, it'll make me pee." (eww!)
Would you like anything to drink with that?
"No, but I will have a large Coke."
"Yes. I'll have a chili cheese fry."

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