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My husband is on the sales counter of a salvage yard, I do the inventory and I manage a parts store (I have my own Tales from the Parts Counter)...
He isn't so apt to get on here and relive his horrors, but occasionally I witness or get a story out of him.
Two days ago the owner and I get a windshield out of a car for a walk-in customer.
My hubby tells this Goof when he comes to pick it up, to LOOK AT IT CLOSELY BEFORE TOUCHING IT, once u touch it...it's yours, so if it's broken, DON'T TOUCH IT!!
The guy agrees, looks, accepts the wuality, and buys it.
TWO DAYS LATER! (today) he calls and says it's broken and he wants another one.
Hubby reminds him of the other day's acceptance dance of said windshield.
Goof: "So what's your return policy?"
Hubby: "...on a windshield YOU broke? ... a sale of a new one"
Goof: "so i'm just screwed then??"
Hubby: "Yep"
Goof: <click>
This place is pretty lax, and receives it's share of the most SC of SC's. I'll think of some better ones for future posts.
We get a lot of Nek-logic happening...usually ends with them spinning their tires as they exit the parking area (which has slag-gravel, the iron left-overs from a smelter). I purposely park my new Toyota behind the work truck or the boss' van to shield it from the slag being sprayed around the lot as the Neks do circles and tear out.
He isn't so apt to get on here and relive his horrors, but occasionally I witness or get a story out of him.
Two days ago the owner and I get a windshield out of a car for a walk-in customer.
My hubby tells this Goof when he comes to pick it up, to LOOK AT IT CLOSELY BEFORE TOUCHING IT, once u touch it...it's yours, so if it's broken, DON'T TOUCH IT!!
The guy agrees, looks, accepts the wuality, and buys it.
TWO DAYS LATER! (today) he calls and says it's broken and he wants another one.
Hubby reminds him of the other day's acceptance dance of said windshield.
Goof: "So what's your return policy?"
Hubby: "...on a windshield YOU broke? ... a sale of a new one"
Goof: "so i'm just screwed then??"
Hubby: "Yep"
Goof: <click>
This place is pretty lax, and receives it's share of the most SC of SC's. I'll think of some better ones for future posts.
We get a lot of Nek-logic happening...usually ends with them spinning their tires as they exit the parking area (which has slag-gravel, the iron left-overs from a smelter). I purposely park my new Toyota behind the work truck or the boss' van to shield it from the slag being sprayed around the lot as the Neks do circles and tear out.
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