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Dear Ex-Client,
After our last "discussion", I'd hoped that you'd come to understand that, frankly, you're unarmed in a battle of wits. It seems though, that comprehension is not one of your strong points, which nearly saddens me.
Yes, I did receive your lovely apology in which you stated you were never going to contact me again. As I suspected though, the sincerity was not as valid as I thought.
It was almost adorable though that you formed four separate fake companies and people and placed new orders for each. However, may I recommend the next time you make fake identities, that you don't use the same avatar on your instant messenger that you always use. I know you love that picture, but its a dead giveaway.
Please do pass on my thanks to your best friend, for his vigilance in notifying me that you had decided to take the unpaid for design, and have it copied. Unfortunately for you, that is copyright infringement, and most likely theft of goods, along with fraud and whatnot. I think your bff's intention was to make me very sad, but really, I do appreciate the note he left.
I was having a difficult time with some of the charges I wanted to bring against you, but your amazingly highly accurate tribute to my work was a nice foothold that I've been hoping for. It was very, very sweet of you to give me that. I think it's the best present I've had since a few Christmases ago! Your ISP was very pleased to hear about it as well, and they were more than happy to disable your website, and your internet service at home.
Oh. Right. You won't be able to see any of this, as you don't have internet now. Well, maybe you can use your bff's computer, as I'm sure he'd be more than willing to share. Just don't get his service turned off as well!
Toodle-oo,
Seraph
After our last "discussion", I'd hoped that you'd come to understand that, frankly, you're unarmed in a battle of wits. It seems though, that comprehension is not one of your strong points, which nearly saddens me.
Yes, I did receive your lovely apology in which you stated you were never going to contact me again. As I suspected though, the sincerity was not as valid as I thought.
It was almost adorable though that you formed four separate fake companies and people and placed new orders for each. However, may I recommend the next time you make fake identities, that you don't use the same avatar on your instant messenger that you always use. I know you love that picture, but its a dead giveaway.
Please do pass on my thanks to your best friend, for his vigilance in notifying me that you had decided to take the unpaid for design, and have it copied. Unfortunately for you, that is copyright infringement, and most likely theft of goods, along with fraud and whatnot. I think your bff's intention was to make me very sad, but really, I do appreciate the note he left.
I was having a difficult time with some of the charges I wanted to bring against you, but your amazingly highly accurate tribute to my work was a nice foothold that I've been hoping for. It was very, very sweet of you to give me that. I think it's the best present I've had since a few Christmases ago! Your ISP was very pleased to hear about it as well, and they were more than happy to disable your website, and your internet service at home.
Oh. Right. You won't be able to see any of this, as you don't have internet now. Well, maybe you can use your bff's computer, as I'm sure he'd be more than willing to share. Just don't get his service turned off as well!
Toodle-oo,
Seraph
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