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  • WHY would you return this???

    As I said in my new member post I've been with my store for almost five years so I've got quite a few customer stories to tell, but this one is the first one that came to mind.
    BG: I work for a pharmacy/convenience store. While my main position is photo, I end up everywhere. end BG

    WARNING, GROSS!!!

    This one was a couple of years back, when I was still at my first store (i have since moved, but stayed with the company.) I had been with the company at least a year, so I had already seen some of what people are capable of. This is the most disgusting/rediculous return I have seen to date.

    My company has a store brand, and with store brand products satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. So we basically can't refuse returns of the store brand product. I was in the photo lab and a woman comes up to the counter with a store bag and crumpled receipt in hand. She says she has a return. Being a good CSR, I asked her what was wrong with the product before handing her off to a manager for the return (If she wanted to switch out a defective product for the exact same thing I could do that without a manager.) She then pulls out of the bag a store brand reusable douche/enema (something of this nature I would be too embarrassed to return, oh and it gets better.)

    She declares that it is a piece of junk (indicating where it says lifetime warranty) and that if it wasn't it would have lasted longer. She bought it NINE MONTHS AGO! (Does this woman have no shame?) At this point I went to get the manager for her. My SM was in the office talking to a new AM who was being trained at my store. I warned them what the return was and how old it was. I asked if we could even return something that was purchased that long ago. (Our return policy is 30 days with the receipt, but as i said before, store brand products are 100% guaranteed.) The SM turns to me, smiles, and tells me that a person that has the audacity to return something like this would have no problem complaining to corporate, who would cave since it is a store brand product. On top of that, corporate would probably offer her a gift card for the "inconvenience." (Unfortunately, I've seen this happen.) He then turned to the AM and asked him if he wanted to take this return as he would have to deal with difficult returns and customers on his own eventually. The AM agreed, although he looked like he was going to be a bit sick.

    We went back out and the return went by with no further incident. After the woman left the AM turns to me and says that maybe he's not cut out for this industry. He ended up quitting less than a month later. Although I'm not sure what the breaking point was, this definitely had something to do with it. This remains one of the most memorable events I've had with the company, and a horror story to tell newbies.

  • #2
    I just have no words for this.. My brain has shut down.
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    • #3
      .....and people say I have no shame?
      I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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      • #4
        That is just so nasty, some people have no class.

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        • #5
          Things that make you go "buuuuuh."

          I just... My brain can't word properly right now. I'm just going to sit here quietly with my coffee.
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          • #6
            My english might not be good enough. What did she bring back?

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            • #7
              A douche is used to clean the interior of the vagina, an enema to do the same with the rectum.


              Actually, I don't see that she did anything particularly wrong; as long as she brought it back thoroughly cleaned. Ideally, also sterilised and in a ziplock bag so noone else had to handle it, but hey, I try to be nice.
              I can well imagine her bringing it back dirty, though. Enough SCs would do so that .. well ... it wouldn't surprise me.

              She was sold a product with a warranty. The product failed within the warranty period. It doesn't matter what the product is, it's still a warranteed product.


              But then, I guess I've had enough medical hassles to have a lot of body-shame burned out of me.
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              • #8
                100% returnable brand or not, at that point the thing could - and should - be treated has biohazardous waste.

                I'm going to go scrub myself now because I feel dirty just reading about that return. Ick.

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                • #9
                  A woman returned a used pregnancy test to our store. I don't know what the result was, but if she was returning it, it most likely was negative.
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                  • #10
                    sounds like you may work for the same lovely company i do.
                    so gross when they bring back store brand stuff that's eons old. i remember used toothbrushes and back-scrubbers that were moldy looking and *shudder*
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                    • #11
                      Quoth siead_lietrathua View Post
                      sounds like you may work for the same lovely company i do.
                      so gross when they bring back store brand stuff that's eons old. i remember used toothbrushes and back-scrubbers that were moldy looking and *shudder*
                      Was in a MalWart once looking to buy an iron. Picked one up, noticed the box was open, so I took a peek inside.

                      Yeah, it was an iron, all right. A very OLD one, probably from the 40s or 50s, judging by the CLOTH insulation on the electric cord and the Bakelite handle.

                      I should have bought it anyway. It was old enough somebody on eBay probably would have bought it, working or not.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Seshat View Post
                        A douche is used to clean the interior of the vagina, an enema to do the same with the rectum.


                        Actually, I don't see that she did anything particularly wrong; as long as she brought it back thoroughly cleaned. Ideally, also sterilised and in a ziplock bag so noone else had to handle it, but hey, I try to be nice.
                        I can well imagine her bringing it back dirty, though. Enough SCs would do so that .. well ... it wouldn't surprise me.

                        She was sold a product with a warranty. The product failed within the warranty period. It doesn't matter what the product is, it's still a warranteed product.


                        But then, I guess I've had enough medical hassles to have a lot of body-shame burned out of me.
                        You're right, she was completely within her rights to return it. I just never would have done so. It was a $10 item. For it to have lasted 9 months, i would have considered it a well spent $10. We never did check the condition of the item. It went directly to the damaged goods area, although i very much doubt that she sterilized it.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Seshat View Post
                          She was sold a product with a warranty. The product failed within the warranty period. It doesn't matter what the product is, it's still a warranteed product.
                          Part of the problem is that a warranty claim is not handled at the returns desk.

                          That's something that you call the manufacturer over and have them deal with.

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                          • #14
                            Ummm.... ewwwwww? Wtf?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Seshat View Post
                              Actually, I don't see that she did anything particularly wrong; as long as she brought it back thoroughly cleaned.
                              Ditto. Kind of gross on the surface but not a sucky customer and I would consider her someone who isn't easily embarrassed rather than someone without shame (what exactly should she have been ashamed of?).

                              Quoth ralerin View Post
                              A woman returned a used pregnancy test to our store. I don't know what the result was, but if she was returning it, it most likely was negative.
                              I've read several stories about women returning pregnancy tests because they were positive and since they couldn't be pregnant the product had to be defective (so why would you buy a pregnancy test if you were a virgin as that is the only way I know of to be certain you aren't pregnant and if you're Christian even THAT isn't 100% guaranteed).

                              I think the funniest one was when a manager, after refusing the return, congratulated the woman on her new baby.

                              Quoth xaenon View Post
                              Was in a MalWart once looking to buy an iron. Picked one up, noticed the box was open, so I took a peek inside.

                              Yeah, it was an iron, all right. A very OLD one, probably from the 40s or 50s, judging by the CLOTH insulation on the electric cord and the Bakelite handle.
                              I had that happen at Walmart with a coffee maker except the box had been resealed so I didn't discover it until I got home and opened it. Mine wasn't cool either it was a filthy and disgustingly gross old coffee maker. I don't know if the scammer stole the new pot because the old one was broken or because it was so filthy even they couldn't drink from it anymore.

                              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                              Part of the problem is that a warranty claim is not handled at the returns desk.

                              That's something that you call the manufacturer over and have them deal with.
                              And when it's a store brand product the store is the manufacturer or at least the manufacturer’s representative and should take care of a defective product that they provide a lifetime warranty on. As a customer I would probably also start at the store level at least to find out if there is a corporate warranty department I need to contact, etc.
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