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    Me:
    guy: guy
    arguing woman: aw

    So I'm on the 5th floor, working on obituaries. The fifth and sixth floor are closed to the public. There are two ways to get to these two closed floors, which involves people who work at the library. Everyone at the library has a badge, and when we get on the elevator, we scan the badge to get to the 5th and 6th floor. Also, if you are on either floor, you can call the elevator (you know, press the button to go down or up-though the 6th floor is the highest floor, so you can only go down). Some people will call the elevator, then wander off because they forgot something or decide to use the stairs (and the stairs are accessable by scanning your badge) and the elevator will come up, sometimes with people on it. I'm always afraid that someone will call an elevator, then go away, and idiot customers will see the elevator open on a floor they've never seen and walk out.

    So I'm working on obituaries (we store the microfilm on this floor; we also store old books and magazines) and I decide to go look for an old magazine.

    I see a man and a woman at one of the shelves looking at magazines.

    me: hi, this is a closed floor.
    aw: oh, I didn't know, there was no sign. I'm looking for the si-fi books.
    me: they are on the first floor. Let me show you where the elevator is.
    (aw and guy follow me)
    aw: There was nothing saying this was a closed floor.
    me: yes, let me show you the elevator.
    aw: We didn't know this was a closed floor.
    me: The only way to get up here is to have a badge or
    aw: there was no sign.
    me: someone who works here called the elevator
    aw: there was a guy with a basket on the elevator.
    (we are at the elevator, I call it up, it opens up)
    me: The fifth and sixth floor are closed. The si-fi books are on the first floor.
    aw and guy: ok, thanks!

    I wasn't even asking her how she could have gotten up here, nor was I scaring them with security or yelling at them. Why the fuck did she keep on telling me that she didn't know it was a closed floor? I had a feeeling she wanted to blame me that she was on this floor.

    And to go up 5 floors looking for si-fi books? Why not ask someone when you first walked in? Or when you go to the second floor and didn't see them, ask someone there? Or on the third floor? or the fourth floor? She obviously did a crap job looking on the first floor for the books. You would think she would be the one asking for directions.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Why? Because she was hoping you'd feel sorry for her and let her stay on that floor. Backwards SC logic at its best!
    "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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    • #3
      See you said it's a closed floor. She heard 'There are wonderful amazing things on this floor and we don't want to let anyone else see them. So we are making you go back to the boring floors.' She hoped if she said it enough, you would relent and show her those amazing secret things.

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      • #4
        So what do you keep hidden on the special floors?

        The wardrobe to get to Narnia?

        The Lost Arc of the Covenant?

        The magical back door to Hogwarts?
        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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        • #5
          Quoth cinema guy View Post
          So what do you keep hidden on the special floors?

          The wardrobe to get to Narnia?

          The Lost Arc of the Covenant?

          The magical back door to Hogwarts?
          She works at Warehouse 13?
          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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          • #6
            Quoth cinema guy View Post
            So what do you keep hidden on the special floors?

            The wardrobe to get to Narnia?

            The Lost Arc of the Covenant?

            The magical back door to Hogwarts?
            None of those places. Depechemodefan obviously works at the Metropolitan Public Library. There is a wonderful film series about their special collection called the Librarian.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              None of those places. Depechemodefan obviously works at the Metropolitan Public Library. There is a wonderful film series about their special collection called the Librarian.
              I thought for sure that was going to become a series....
              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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              • #8
                Quoth Pagan View Post
                I thought for sure that was going to become a series....
                There are three of them. Maybe it inspired Warehouse 13.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #9
                  The library in the Time Traveller's Wife has a cage thing that no one can get into, unless you happen to accidentally time travel into it. Fun stuff.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                    None of those places. Depechemodefan obviously works at the Metropolitan Public Library. There is a wonderful film series about their special collection called the Librarian.
                    Those movies were ok, by the third one they found their voice but it never became a series. Noah Wiley was great in them.
                    There Can Be Only One

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Duncan MacLeod View Post
                      Those movies were ok, by the third one they found their voice but it never became a series. Noah Wiley was great in them.
                      As a side note, there's an anime running this season in Japan about two librarians that track down magical tomes that need to be returned to the library out of time. Entertaining for the literary references and some creepy plots.
                      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                      "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                      Hoc spatio locantur.

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                      • #12
                        Wait, so that anime show is something like the old Friday the 13th TV show?

                        ^-.-^
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                          Wait, so that anime show is something like the old Friday the 13th TV show?

                          ^-.-^
                          I never watched that one, but by the IMDB synopsis it sounds kind of close. Of the two protagonists, one starts as the standard "normal hapless guy" who gets pulled into this whole mess almost accidentally while the goth-loli girl is actually the living portal to the arcane library. I normally watch it over at a friend's place, so I'll have to remember to get the actual name of the series.
                          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                          Hoc spatio locantur.

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                          • #14
                            Would have been great if we kept Morlocks or Shelob there, so we can lure scs up there....but no, it's just a lot of shelves (hm, kind of looks like the warehouse in RotLA and KotKS), and boxes full of discarded books and dismanteled shelves, so you can imagine the average idiot getting in trouble up there.

                            I told my super about what happened and she had me write a report, since the 5th floor is so dangerous.
                            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                            I wish porn had subtitles.

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                            • #15
                              You don't work in this Library by any chance?

                              By the way, this author (Matthew Reilly) is one of the best I've read in years.

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