Unintentionally funny mispronunciations.

[Rapscallion]

There was a secretary for a house repossession company who once signed a letter with "Ours truly".

Rapscallion

[Jules Of All Trades]

I call the dog "Punkin"...(he could fit inside one )...sometimes my cats, too.

I can see that, I'm guilty of calling my boys "Punkin" when they were little. I was thinking more of punkin seeds, punkin pie, punkin bread... that's when I want to .


Just reminded myself of my favorite movie - You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Punkin cookies to the first person to get it

[Phone Jockey]

"Digikal Phone" (digital)

"Vontage Phone Service" (Vonage)

"Innernet"

[ominousoat]

This actually happened to me mother, not me. But she works at Subway and one day two old ladies came in:

One lady: Can I have some of those jolly penises on the sandwhich?

My mom: What?

Lady: Jolly-Penises

Other lady: I think you mean hal-uh-pain-yos dear.

[DarthRetard]

Good Old Bubba Gump!

That scene was where they met on the bus heading to Army Basic, and continued on through training up until they were cleaning the squad bay decks with toothbrushes in their skivvies.

Forrest.....Forrest Gump.

[Primer]

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Punkin cookies to the first person to get it

Forrest Gump

Now where's my cookie?

How about those big black and tan dogs....you know...."Rockweilers"...?

[zzapp the witch]

No cookies for me, but I will have some Vagina Mongolia with some Jolly Penises, please.

[ominousoat]

No cookies for me, but I will have some Vagina Mongolia with some Jolly Penises, please.

Actually I think I read that Jolly Penises and Vagina Mongolians are natural enemies...

[HawaiianShirts]

Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo-hoo.

"Vontage Phone Service" (Vonage)

Oh, the butcherings of that company's name!

Von-Taig
Von-Taje
Vo-Na-Gee
Vo-Na-Jee
Phone-Age
My favorite: Pho-Najjj
Vangle (like "dangle")

And yesterday I heard Skype (like "type") as "Sky-Pee."

[ibor132]

Haven't heard too many good ones recently, but a couple of years back, I got the following: "Crusin' Erotica ate my money". Cue me turning away briefly so as not to laugh in the customer's face. He was completely seirous too, as far as I can tell. I did have it called that a few other times, but it was clear that those people were messing around, so that doesn't really count.

[Gurndigarn]

Haven't heard too many good ones recently, but a couple of years back, I got the following: "Crusin' Erotica ate my money". Cue me turning away briefly so as not to laugh in the customer's face. He was completely seirous too, as far as I can tell. I did have it called that a few other times, but it was clear that those people were messing around, so that doesn't really count.

Hey, some of those video games give people quite a Rush when it gets Fast & Furious...

...I'ld better quit while I'm behind.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Then he went on to say that it was a good thing not to eat regular hot dogs, as it had been shown that the ingredients in them could make men incompetent.

<snip>

I waited a moment, then realized what I'd heard, and carefully asked, "Do you mean 'impotent'?"

Actually, for some men, "incompetent" and "impotent" as the same things...

[Candlelightview]

I think one of my biggest pet peeves is hearing little anime freaks calling manga "maynguh"
It's MON-Guh! Oi!

[AFpheonix]

This actually happened to me mother, not me. But she works at Subway and one day two old ladies came in:

One lady: Can I have some of those jolly penises on the sandwhich?

My mom: What?

Lady: Jolly-Penises

Other lady: I think you mean hal-uh-pain-yos dear.

Extra mayo?

[tollbaby]

And yesterday I heard Skype (like "type") as "Sky-Pee."

Most of my friends pronounce it "Sky-pay".... I've asked them why, since there's no accent on the E.... my Baltimore friend's response? "Well, it's Swedish, you know"....