But how much?

[mattm04]

I was ringing up a customer, and had just given them their total.

M: That will be $14.29.
SC: How much?
M: $14.29 *points to monitor facing the customer and the total displayed on it*
SC: $14.29?
M: Yes.
SC: Are you sure? every time I come here my total is different.
M: Well, prices could have changed on some items or they were on sale at the time.
SC: ...
M: ...
SC: are you sure that is the correct price?
M: Yes.
SC: What if i look and find a item rang up wrong?
M: Just bring your receipt and proof to Customer Service and they will take care of it.
SC: But can you take care of it now?
M: what scanned wrong?
SC: Ummmm... item!

I look in the ad, price sticker and check with dept for the correct price and any signs, but it the price is correct.

M: I checked, the ad and with the dept and the price is correct.
SC: Fiiiine, i'll pay $14.29 if you insist!
M: ok.

The SC pays and stomps out. I'm assuming this worked before by the SC to get a discount, but not this time.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

"Bye SC, have a nice day and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...well, maybe a little bit "

[Kaibutsu]

"Bye SC, have a nice day and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...well, maybe a little bit "

But I don't want SC brains all over the doorknob. They smell.

[MoonCat]

SC: Are you sure? every time I come here my total is different.

Hey, that happens to me, too! Like the other day I bought a pair of jeans for $29.99, but that was a different price from the scarf I bought a few weeks ago...

Oh wait...

SC: Fiiiine, i'll pay $14.29 if you insist!

"Why, yes, yes we do."

Idiot.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

But I don't want SC brains all over the doorknob. They smell.

Good thing I didn't have my Smirnoff Ice bottle in my hand when I read that, and none of the delicious beverage in my mouth...I would hate to abuse alcohol in that matter, not to mention my iPad and wireless keyboard

[Pixilated]

I was ringing up a customer, and had just given them their total.

*snip*
SC: Are you sure? every time I come here my total is different.
M: Well, prices could have changed on some items or they were on sale at the time.

*snip*

Or maybe, SC, you are not buying the exact same items each time you go to the store!

[barainga]

But I don't want SC brains all over the doorknob. They smell.

Psh.. SCs dont have brains.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Psh.. SCs dont have brains.

OK...I have a cunning plan...

When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, we get all the SCs together and push them ahead of us...the zombies will kill them, trying to get at the brains, but there won't be any so the zombies will starve (or at least we'll slow them way down) and the rest of us will get away )

[Kristev]

Won't work. Zombies don't eat brains - they eat every part of your body.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Fine, but we can still make sure the SCs are on the front lines.

[Kristev]

We'll distract them with a sign. It'll only say "Free".

[Mytical]

We'll distract them with a sign. It'll only say "Free".

Dang it there goes rule 1.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Fine, but we can still make sure the SCs are on the front lines.

And bright side is we don't have to worry about the zombies finishing off the front line and coming for us because we'll never run out of SCs.

[dalesys]

And bright side is we don't have to worry about the zombies finishing off the front line and coming for us because we'll never run out of SCs.

The Marching Morons, v2.0.

[lineswine]

Paging Jonathan Coulton, Jonathan Coulton please pick up the white courtesy phone...