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  • #31
    Quoth Seraph View Post
    I'm female, actually, lol. Don't worry, I actually get that a lot more than you think. :P There was an infamous incident in a mall once that my friends STILL won't let me live down.
    I thought of that after I wrote "sir" but after some due diligence I couldn't find anything saying you were female so I just left it there...I figured you'd correct me if I was wrong I'm female too but of course my username/avatar give no indication of that. Thanks for not being offended
    "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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    • #32
      Quoth Seraph View Post

      ....And there was a rubber chicken involved. THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY.
      Quoth Lachrymose View Post
      With a pulley in the middle?
      I'm not putting that in my pants

      Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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      • #33
        Quoth vloglady View Post
        Yeah, but he'll pay more than that in shipping.
        Not really, Media rate shipping and the Cost of a DVD is going to be less than $2...but not enough to be worth the effort.

        We're talking about a lot of work for pennies. And while I've seen more done for less, I'm inclined to say this is an idiot or a sucky customer that wanted something, asked to make sure he was getting what he wanted, ignored the answer given since it was not the one they wanted to hear, ordered it anyway and was pissed off when it wasn't what they wanted.

        Even money on both possibilities given the nature of this site and the people we swap stories about here.
        I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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        • #34
          Quoth Lachrymose View Post
          With a pulley in the middle?
          That, and a rudimentary lathe.
          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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          • #35
            Quoth Seraph View Post
            That, and a rudimentary lathe.
            "Get off the line, Guy!"
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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            • #36
              <brain explodes> I just realized they totally referenced Monkey Island. DEAR GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
              By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

              "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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              • #37
                And it all comes full circle.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Lachrymose View Post
                  And it all comes full circle.
                  Here we go round the bullberry bush, the bullberry bush, the bullberry bush
                  Here we go round the bullberry bush, so eerily in the moaning.
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #39
                    Wait. All of this drama and flailing about was over a $2.00 DVD? Two freakin' dollars?

                    Jesus. I've been known to offer people more than $2.00 just to STFU and stop whining.
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                    • #40
                      One of my teachers (at college) has a sign up in her class room. Can't remember the exact wording, but I think it would be awesome if business could adopt it. Something to the effect if a person is rude, a pain in the behind, grumpy, or just plain mean that there will be a $10/hr extra charge for putting up with them.
                      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth dalesys View Post
                        Here we go round the bullberry bush, so eerily in the moaning.
                        I may never sleep again.
                        By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                        "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                        • #42
                          That so fits your avatar.

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Seraph View Post
                            <brain explodes> I just realized they totally referenced Monkey Island. DEAR GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
                            ...Movie?

                            *passes Seraph a nice Cup o' Grog*
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                            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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                            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                            • #44
                              Quoth EricKei View Post
                              ...Movie?
                              Galaxy Quest.

                              Really, if you're a Trekkie (or really the kind of person who goes to conventions for that kind of thing), you should see it. It's a great little tribute, of sorts.
                              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                              • #45
                                Your WHAT hurts?

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