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  • #16
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    Probably just as well, if I could actually use the Force at work every call I took would end with: "Oh, hi! I was just calling f-gh-...hurk!<cough>...hel<gasp>...<wheeze>.......<thud >"
    and into the dead phone "I find your lack of brains disturbing"
    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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    • #17
      Quoth Hanzoku View Post
      Oh no! How dare you waste three seconds of a precious, precious minute instead of losing your temper, spending more then three seconds ...
      Screw that! How dare she waste three TIMES that long waltzing over to you - and neglecting her actual duties - to whine about it!
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      • #18
        Quoth Mr.Customer View Post
        You should have just looked her in the eyes and said "You have failed me for the last time" and then tried to force choke her
        And when you do ... pleeeeze have somebody videotape it ... it will go viral in no time!!

        (There are so many great all-purpose lines in that movie, LOL)

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        • #19
          Quoth Mr.Customer View Post
          You should have just looked her in the eyes and said "You have failed me for the last time" and then tried to force choke her

          I'm doing this to one of my employees the next time they screw up.

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          • #20
            Another video that would go viral - dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi (the Alec Guiness version), and at a cellphone store tell someone browsing the smartphone section "These are not the droids you are looking for".
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #21
              Quoth wolfie View Post
              Another video that would go viral - dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi (the Alec Guiness version), and at a cellphone store tell someone browsing the smartphone section "These are not the droids you are looking for".
              I think most people would crack up laughing!
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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