We Sell POISON!!! (with a side of tacos!)

[LillFilly]

Well, me I love my coffee full of deadly caffeine, poisonous sweetener, fattening milk, evil coco powder and served in a cup carved from poison sumac and sprinkled with foxglove! Because I'm just THAT bad ass.

[XCashier]

Well, me I love my coffee full of deadly caffeine, poisonous sweetener, fattening milk, evil coco powder and served in a cup carved from poison sumac and sprinkled with foxglove! Because I'm just THAT bad ass.

What, no poison ivy salad with belladonna dressing?

[EmiOfBrie]

not to say he wasn't sucky.... But diet affects mine. Not as much as the real stuff but it does do a spike.

But then so does everything these days...except water. *sighs*

It may depend on the soda, too... Splenda (sucralose) pop tends to have bad diabetic reaction far more often than NutraSweet (aspartame) pop....

Diet Pepsi - aspartame
Pepsi One - sucralose
Diet RC - sucralose
Diet Coke - aspartame
Diet Coke w/Splenda - sucralose (duh *heh*)
Coke Zero - aspartame
Roundy's store brand diet pop (all varieties) - sucralose

[Pixilated]

Today, this paranoid as hell old fart came thru the drive thru.

*large snip*

CW: If he's so worried abour his health, why is he eating at Taco Bell?

*snip*

I kept thinking, I'm pretty sure Kisa works at a fast-food restaurant so WTF is this guy screaming about??

[BrenDAnn]

I third...fourth? Whatever the question of Health Nut there eating at Taco Bell. I'd also wager a bet that Health Nut goes to Starshmucks (as our dear Foamy calls it) and gets triple or quadruple sugar, cream, etc. As for the second loon loony nutcase...hey, at least it wasn't you getting hit on this time, Kisa. Sorry for your coworker though!

[MoonCat]

Hey, don't profane coffee on National Coffee Day! Besides, they just put out a study that claims the more coffee women drink the less likely they are to get depressed. Or something like that.

That guy was an idiot. As my grandma used to say, "If they ain't got it, they ain't got it." Order something else, bozo, and shut up.

[PepperElf]

DB: Are YOOOUUUU on the menu??

I'm betting his first thought was closer to "o hell no, not in a million years"


as for healthy tacos, if you're at the "ding ding" place then I do beg to differ. I just tried those fresco ones (cheese and creamy stuff replaced with diced veggies) and they are fucking good. seriously i'm sticking to that menu now. omg yum.

[Jester]

Whether or not the SC takes cream and sugar in his coffee or drinks it black doesn't change the very simple and very hypocritical fact that he was bitching about "poison" while ordering his meal at TACO BELL.

I have vegetarian friends who choose their diet for their own reasons, and have no problem going to a steak house with me and ordering whatever is available that meets their needs. They don't go into a steak house seeking some specific vegetarian dish, and my meat-eating friends don't go into a sushi house and demand a t-bone steak. Why? Because my friends aren't fucking idiots. And for the most part, they aren't fucking rude.

If you're so worried about "poison," don't get your food at a fucking fast food chain.

And if you absolutely need coffee or juice, go somewhere where they fucking have it, or stock it at home. I don't really drink soda anymore, I tend to drink Gatorade (when I'm not drinking beer, of course), but I don't get all pissy when I'm at Subway and they don't have Gatorade or juice or beer. Why? Because, like (most of) my friends, I'm not a rude idiotic jerk.

[chainedbarista]

he's whining about the sugar in pop, yet the average juice sold today is just as bad, if not worse, than pop. also, the juice woud cost him more, but then again, he's using the old fart variety of sc logic, so...

worst way to get a phone #: hit on some worker then pester them. buh...

[Mytical]

Sweet, sweet, delicious poison. I like my poison, it is yummy.

[Jester]

I administer a damaging toxin to myself just about every day of the week. That toxin is called alcohol, and I ingest it in many forms, voluntarily, and do not bitch about being poisoned. Actually, I am more prone to bitch about being refused said poison, or being asked to leave to leave a toxin den I may be socializing in.

It is self-destructive, potentially very damaging, and OH so yummy and fun!

[Mr Hero]

Me: How much you want a bet he takes his coffee with death sugar and poison caffine?

No thanks. I take my coffee black. Just like my men.

[Jester]

Whereas my coffee is a lot like my women. I don't seem to have any.