Never steal from a fat man!

[pzychobitch]

"Boys, I suggest a new strategy: let the grizzly win."

"Why?"

"Because bears rip peoples' arms off if they lose."

Am I the only one that caught the Star Wars reference here?

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Am I the only one that caught the Star Wars reference here?

Nope, that's why I posted "*cue Grizzly laugh*"...IIRC, Chewie kinda chuckled with satisfaction at that point.

[Mytical]

"Where does a 500 lb grizzly go to? Anywhere it wants to"

Remember kiddies..mans only advantage against some animals is our use of tools. When dealing with those animals, without those tools, the best way to win is "LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE!"

*ahem* sorry for the offtopic..please return to your regularly scheduled topic.

[PepperElf]

Nope, that's why I posted "*cue Grizzly laugh*"...IIRC, Chewie kinda chuckled with satisfaction at that point.

lol yeah i was thinking... "wait, isn't it 'let the wookie win'.... ?"

[Redbeard]

that's the funny thing, I never had bangers try and do a beer run on me, they knew about the unmarked that liked to sit in the area. it was always dumb frat boy types (There was a lot of off campus college housing about a mile away) or stoned morons. I got lucky that way

Careful with stopping beer runs, though.

I have a friend who was working security at a convenience store (you know an area is bad when the local convenience shop hires it's own security guard) and he stopped some underage punks from boosting a couple of cases of beer by standing in the door way when they tried to leave.

So they picked up a couple more of their banger friends and waited until the place closed so the four of them could jump him. Weapons included a bit of pipe a piece of wood and a knife. They managed to cut a chunk of his cheek open and then stabbed him in the back. The clerk freaked out when he ran back inside calling for him to dial 911, 'cause of the way a bit of his cheek was dangling off his face.

Thankfully, they missed anything vital and he got out of it with a hospital stay and a wicked scar on his face that manages to do nothing to detract from his appearance. At least three of the punks ended up in jail for attempted 1st degree murder, among other things.

^-.-^

[Ironclad Alibi]

Remember kiddies..mans only advantage against some animals is our use of tools. When dealing with those animals, without those tools, the best way to win is "LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE!"

The second best way to win is to outrun your companion.