Wherein My Sexual Orientation Is Called Into Question

[Eisa]

That made my girly bits run away screaming.

Yours, too, eh? It's bad enough knowing my girly bits are even CAPABLE of that. -shudders-





And Jester, you can defend YOURSELF...that's why no one does for you.

[Duelist925]

Oh god. Oh god. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. And that was the Drunk caller alone.

[b2addm]

I had to stop reading for a while after this because I was laughing so hard that it was getting difficult to breathe. I also couldn't see through the tears. My co-workers probably thought I was sobbing...

Me too. Only I was at home and my family thought I was choking. Then sneezing. I tried to read the bit about the callers sizable body parts to my daughter, but she couldn't understand me 'cause I was LMAO and probably sounded much like GK's drunkopotamus.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I guess that's one good thing about having to read CS at home...I can't get in trouble for going into gales of laughter and gasping for air when I read GK's posts (Unless, perhaps, I wake up my husband...but that hasn't happened yet.)

[Jester]

And Jester, you can defend YOURSELF...that's why no one does for you.

True enough...but as I recall, Whiskey is not exactly a shy wallflower herself.

[Syriilord]

True enough...but as I recall, Whiskey is not exactly a shy wallflower herself.

Also true enough, but my deeply ingrained Gentlemanly instincts would not allow me to remain silent

[Eisa]

True enough...but as I recall, Whiskey is not exactly a shy wallflower herself.

true...

or it's just fun to jest at you.

[noone]

Grave, you need to write a book. Just combine all of the funniest/saddest stories you've got, with your bon-mots and send 'em to a publisher. Maybe even some soliloquies about your desk in there, for good measure.

[Mr Hero]

Grave, you need to write a book. Just combine all of the funniest/saddest stories you've got, with your bon-mots and send 'em to a publisher. Maybe even some soliloquies about your desk in there, for good measure.

I even recall a poster from this board who works for a publisher.

[Syriilord]

You could call it bon-mots from the Graveshift

[Tama]

I laughed so hard at the measuring slosher I started crying....

[Duelist925]

I dare say theres not a person on this board that wouldn't buy a book as written by Grave. Hell, I'd buy three copies...one for me, one to give to a friend, and one to use against SC's like a cross against vampires.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I dare say theres not a person on this board that wouldn't buy a book as written by Grave. Hell, I'd buy three copies...one for me, one to give to a friend, and one to use against SC's like a cross against vampires.

When can we pre-order, GK???? Plllleeeeease!!!