I am...THE ONE! :dramatic music:

[NightAngel]

WageGoth- I think your friend would have to have an advanced degree in Crazy to come up with anything like that.

The guy who first said that I was part of the Triad also wound up being one of the suspects in the death of a baby whom he believed was the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian deity. (In the end the baby had died because the mother had put him in a dresser drawer while she went out and the poor baby suffocated.)

Yes... I've had a strange and interesting life.

[moekosowl]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

...now where'd I put that katana...?

*dies laughing*

[Banrion]

There's a little shop around here that will take photo's of your aura. It's kinda neat.

[draftermatt]

I once had someone call me the anti-Christ. Which made absolutely no sense. I barely knew the guy and he just threw it out there.

Besides that would make Jesus the anti-Matt which makes no sense. Matthew was an apostle.

[Kusanagi]

You should have looked at him, given him a smirk, and then started one of those low, evil as hell laughs.

[wagegoth]

If people ask for money, definitely time to leave.

But, people see the world in different ways. Some of us visualize things that aren't really visual. It's the way we work. No, I don't see auras, but I might feel differently around Kus or NightAngel, and then have an image I think of when I think of them.

I have a friend, who, whenever I think of her, I picture as leaving small trails of stars. Another person makes me think of warm, chocolate pudding (she's just one of those warm, comfortable people, therefore, warm comfort food), another person's energy (physical and mental) causes me to picture small clouds churning around her.

And sometimes all it takes is for me to shake someone's hand to get a feeling. My first husband used to take me to meet people just so he could get a "reading" from me.

[Knifeman]

"HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS!"

Hmm, maybe those guys believe in Rad Ki.

[zzapp the witch]

Grew up with a guy that could see auras. Pretty straighforward, normal guy. He treated seeing them as an everyday occurence. Graduated valevictorian, all that other crap. At one point in college, he actually went to an eye doctor and a shrink to see if he could get eye surgery or a prescription so he would stop seeing them because it was distracting/depressing. I think that some polarized sunglasses finally helped him the most.

I've met so many nutty ass people that claim to see auras, but this guy is the only one I've ever believed, mostly cause of the way he handles it, and how he comes up with stuff that's like he reading your mind. You don't even have to talk to him. And he's never asked for/accepted money.

[The Angel of Missouri]

It sounds like some bored guys pulling some retarded prank.

[CrazedClerk]

"I thought I made it clear you not tell anyone of my appearance in your store. However since you have revealed things so publicly I will admit that yes, I believe you are the One..."

[Becks]

I contain the power to open a portal between Hell and our dimension. Why I'd want to do that is beyond me...?

You would want to do that to send the suckiest of SCs where they belong.

[repsac]

I'm not thinking auras here, but do you think it's at ALL possible. Even at the slimmest chance, that they've found this site and read about you?

[Knifeman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiZKhIT33i0

Can we give Kusanagi the Rad Ki Challenge?

[Massage Therapist]

I had to cancel a massage with a first time client because I had cut my thumb, and I can't do a massage with a band-aid. I felt bad about it, but she seemed okay, and sounded like a nice young woman.

... then she asked if she could pray for me. Now, while I have no issues with anyone's beliefs on the matter, I'm not a particularly religious person, so it freaked me out a bit. All I could say was, "...um.. if you would like to?"

She launched into a 2.5 minute long SERMON asking the 'great almighty lord god to heal my thumb/make the blood clot speedily, etc' I was mildly horrified. I have no idea what to say to her when she comes in for her massage.

[Fera Festiva]

heeeheee
*gives FF a big ol cookie* that is right! And believe it or not, he's still churning out albums!

I know! When I was a student I lived with a girl who was a massive Chesney fan - genuinely, not just in a sort of "Oh, I'm so ironic and zany" studenty way. She and her boyfriend had seen him live something like 12 times and had signed copies of all his albums. Don't ask.

As for auras, I'm staying out of the discussion on account of being a massive skeptic. Nonetheless, I was a little weirded out when once, at work, a customer approached me and told me my birthday and star sign without any form of introduction. There are a number of reasons you might be freaked out by that, though.