You Have A What??

[Rapscallion]

"Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?"

Beat me to it.

Rapscallion

[Evandril]

Ask him if he built a Faraday cage.

If he's using coax cable, he is using one, at least

[MournBlade]

Probably had a solar panel on his roof and no clue what it was. Hence My solar thingie does stuff and should do that too!

[Sapphire Silk]

I was thinking the SC might have been scammed into buying some sort of deflector to "protect" his cable signal from solar flares . . . completely missing the fact it is impossible to do at the receiving end of the signal.