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  • #16
    What is it with the librarian types who work at these type of stores. A friend of mine wanted to go in the one close to me so we went on in. The clerk looked like a very young John Denver, with the shaggy blond hair, glasses and quiet manner. The had a display of vibrators all set up kind of on a display board. When my friend asked about them he very matter-of-factly showed her how they worked.

    She said, "I hope I didn't embarrass you."

    Before he could say anything a voice from behind her, said, "No, you leave that to us."

    She turned around to see a grinning couple who looked like school teachers. Except that my grade school teachers never had an arm full of leather and metal S&M gear. The nicely dressed man was wearing a dog collar and a leash. The woman handed the leash to my friend and asked her to "hold him" while she paid for the supplies.

    John Denver rang them up, she took his leash back and they went on their merry way. My friend looked at them leaving and said, "Y'all get some interesting people in here." He grinned and replied, "Yup, it's sure making research on my Master's Thesis easy."

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    • #17
      Quoth ShinyObject View Post
      What is it with the librarian types who work at these type of stores.
      *snip*
      He grinned and replied, "Yup, it's sure making research on my Master's Thesis easy."
      The job is great for people that like to read/study.

      BTW, she opted to not call that guy's bluff. Fortunately the customer just grinned at her, paid for his things and left.

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      • #18
        lol. You know what would have been better? "Do you have a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? Its so small, its invisible".

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        • #19
          I had heard good things about the series...and it makes a hell of a lot more sense than Hitchhiker's. I couldn't even follow HH's half the time i was reading it.
          My Guide to Oblivion

          "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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          • #20
            Why did he wait all weekend just to tell her that?
            Was it really broken?

            cos i know most adult stores don't take returns - mainly to stop people from "renting" porn and toys. perhaps he only needed it for the weekend and though if he lied about it being broken he could snake it by her?

            or yeah, overuse.

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            • #21
              Quoth ShinyObject View Post
              She turned around to see a grinning couple who looked like school teachers. Except that my grade school teachers never had an arm full of leather and metal S&M gear.
              Had this been about 30-odd years ago, I might have pictured two of my 6th grade teachers doing that (well, I would NOW...not when I was 11-12). Their usual work attire consisted of skintight designer jeans, high-heeled Candies sandals, and tons of makeup. I guess they did wear relatively conservative tops, like polo shirts or something...but still. One of my friends remembers one of the teachers regularly coming in with hickeys on her neck.
              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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              • #22
                I am sorry to lurk and comment a month later...but se...
                just for the record, I dont insult the size, i insult the looks...

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