What is it with the librarian types who work at these type of stores. A friend of mine wanted to go in the one close to me so we went on in. The clerk looked like a very young John Denver, with the shaggy blond hair, glasses and quiet manner. The had a display of vibrators all set up kind of on a display board. When my friend asked about them he very matter-of-factly showed her how they worked.
She said, "I hope I didn't embarrass you."
Before he could say anything a voice from behind her, said, "No, you leave that to us."
She turned around to see a grinning couple who looked like school teachers. Except that my grade school teachers never had an arm full of leather and metal S&M gear. The nicely dressed man was wearing a dog collar and a leash. The woman handed the leash to my friend and asked her to "hold him" while she paid for the supplies.
John Denver rang them up, she took his leash back and they went on their merry way. My friend looked at them leaving and said, "Y'all get some interesting people in here." He grinned and replied, "Yup, it's sure making research on my Master's Thesis easy."
She said, "I hope I didn't embarrass you."
Before he could say anything a voice from behind her, said, "No, you leave that to us."
She turned around to see a grinning couple who looked like school teachers. Except that my grade school teachers never had an arm full of leather and metal S&M gear. The nicely dressed man was wearing a dog collar and a leash. The woman handed the leash to my friend and asked her to "hold him" while she paid for the supplies.
John Denver rang them up, she took his leash back and they went on their merry way. My friend looked at them leaving and said, "Y'all get some interesting people in here." He grinned and replied, "Yup, it's sure making research on my Master's Thesis easy."

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