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  • #31
    This puts me in mind of a time when I was at a local bueno that was trying that (it didnt last more than a week) a ways back, behind a VERy large bald headed black man in an MIB style suit and glasses combo. When they asked for his name, he gave this steady, emotionless, measure look behind his sunglasses, and said in a voice as deep as the marianas trench:

    "Bubbles. Mr. Pretty Bubbles. "

    There was a pause, and then i started laughing hysterically.

    He and the cashier joined me after a moment. He was cool. Bought me a taco!
    *~*THIS SIG HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!*~*


    It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.-Elijah Snow

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    • #32
      Next time someone asks for a name, I'm telling them "Max Power"
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #33
        My personal favorite is Dredd Roberts. I leave out the 'Pirate' part
        Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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        • #34
          One of the local Ihops around here, when taking your name for the seating waiting list, would hand out cards with made up names on them. One day I was Meg Ryan. I liked that one
          Last edited by CalyCoRose; 10-21-2011, 11:19 AM.
          And you're welcome (in regards to my avatar).

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          • #35
            Yesterday a customer gave me his first name, then asked if I could write Batman instead.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #36
              I never use my real name. So, the pizza place thinks my name is Sydney Prescott, and the coffee place thinks I'm Laurie Strode.

              As for the charity thing, while I give when I can, sometimes, I just can't. I'm a poor student (my pizza and coffee visits are rare, alas, and were mostly when we got some amazing vouchers for free stuff). Sometimes, I will pay with a twenty, and say I have no money left. That's because the change I've been given is going to my share of the electricity bill, or to buy groceries at the cheapcheap store near us. Not to say that this was the case with your customer, but it certainly is with me, sometimes.

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              • #37
                Quoth Crime Scene Scarf View Post
                I never use my real name. So, the pizza place thinks my name is Sydney Prescott, and the coffee place thinks I'm Laurie Strode.
                Love it...LOL. Halloween is one of my top 5 favorite movies (the 1978 version). Scream was pretty good too...much better than most of the movies that came between it and Halloween over a couple of decades.
                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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