Oh boy. My first rant! How do I look? Is my hair okay? Is my fly zipped?
Anyway this is from a few months ago when I working at a large Office Supply Store. More specifically, this was around the "back to school" season. The story that I will always remember was the woman coming in looking for "Jumbo Crayons" for her child.
Now, this is understandable, especially for young children who are not to gentle with their art supplys. Large crayons are harder to break. So direct this woman over to Aisle 3, where we keep all our art stuff and give her a pack of Large Crayola Crayons.
Here comes the fun part
D: "Here you go Ma'am"
SC: "These arn't what I need."
D: "Well, these are Large Crayons."
SC: "The list says I need JUMBO crayons. These are Large Crayons."
D: "Well I'm sure that it doesn't really..."
SC: "And I need crayons."
D: "I...wait, what?"
SC: "These are washable crayons, the list says that I need crayons."
D: ... "Ma'am they ARE crayons. They're just WASHABLE crayons."
(By now my Co-worker is trying his best not to laugh his ass off....Ever notice that after say it alot of times, "crayons" starts sounding really weird?)
SC: "But I need Jumbo Crayons."
D: "Ma'am, trust me. These is fine. I'm sure the teacher will be okay with these"
Sc: "Are you sure?"
D: "Yes!"
Not as epic as some of the stories here, but it still tickles me to this day.
Anyway this is from a few months ago when I working at a large Office Supply Store. More specifically, this was around the "back to school" season. The story that I will always remember was the woman coming in looking for "Jumbo Crayons" for her child.
Now, this is understandable, especially for young children who are not to gentle with their art supplys. Large crayons are harder to break. So direct this woman over to Aisle 3, where we keep all our art stuff and give her a pack of Large Crayola Crayons.
Here comes the fun part
D: "Here you go Ma'am"
SC: "These arn't what I need."
D: "Well, these are Large Crayons."
SC: "The list says I need JUMBO crayons. These are Large Crayons."
D: "Well I'm sure that it doesn't really..."
SC: "And I need crayons."
D: "I...wait, what?"
SC: "These are washable crayons, the list says that I need crayons."
D: ... "Ma'am they ARE crayons. They're just WASHABLE crayons."
(By now my Co-worker is trying his best not to laugh his ass off....Ever notice that after say it alot of times, "crayons" starts sounding really weird?)
SC: "But I need Jumbo Crayons."
D: "Ma'am, trust me. These is fine. I'm sure the teacher will be okay with these"
Sc: "Are you sure?"
D: "Yes!"
Not as epic as some of the stories here, but it still tickles me to this day.
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