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Quoth LillFilly
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Maybe at Kmart the employees are fitted with colostomy bags, ehe? 
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And Foley catheters.
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Sir, are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?Quoth tropicsgoddess View PostThat SC must think all retail employees are supposed to be robots. Dumbass.
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Actually, the customer has a point.
When I was working electronics at the Mart of K, I could only go to the bathroom if someone watched the register for me. (They were concerned people would shoplift if no one watched was in the department) And you have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to get a coworker to take two minutes out of their "busy" day to cover you so you can retain your dignity.Comment
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Okay, I am not a patient person, but even I can wait 2 minutes for someone to use the bathroom. Does that think rushing you is going to make it go any faster?
Jumping Jesus on a pogostick are some people stupid.Comment
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That would be a great time to suddenly develop a case of shy bladder or sphincter, I think.Quoth rageaholic View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Or corks....Quoth LillFilly View PostMaybe at Kmart the employees are fitted with colostomy bags, ehe?Comment
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I've got the scene from Transformers running through my head. "This animal has leaked lubricant all over my foot. That's going to rust.""On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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