whining like a three year old wont cut these lines down,bitch.

[x_ugh_x]

i work at a *large retailer* i live in a pretty small town so besides a family dollar or two its the only place people have here to really shop. you would think this would tell people we are gonna be busy on holidays 1st of the month 15 of the month etc etc. i get so tired of customers complaining about how *large retailer* makes soooo much money every single line should be open and crap like that. i almost lost my cool with this one lady. there was a older lady who for some reason comes through my line atleast once a week and can NEVER remember how to use her card/write a check if she hands me a check she'll slide her card and demand a manager saying she'll be charged twice. well she handed me her check i leaned over the register and said mam dont slide your card you dont need it..and you guess it i hear her say (what do i do hit red for cancel i said yes hit the red button for cancel..she tells me no she wants a manager to do it and shes sick of me charging her twice ( the charge cant go through unless i HIT DEBIT OR CREDIT ON MY SIDE AND SHE ENTERS HER PIN OR SIGNS FOR CREDIT) i then call for a manager

*dumb bitch in the back of the line db for short* db- omg this is ridiculous (repeats it fifty million more times *uhh helloooo hello whats the hold up!! im never coming here again this place suucks i can never get in and out in less than a fricking hour!
me-*ignores her while looking around for manager*
db- i know you hear me..!just cancel the sh*T out so i can get outta here!
me-register 5 and 6 are also open their lines are shorter anyway*continues ignoring her*
db ***WALKS AROUND THE REGISTER AND STARTS TOUCHING MY SCREEN** -just cancel the whole thing i have somewhere to be!-
me- you can not be around here!! !!get from around the register before i call for security please
db-ive already unloaded my sh*T im not going anywhere!
**15 minutes later still no sign of a manager crazy lady starts packing all her groceries back in the buggy swearing and throwing a fit the whole time**
--almost as SOON as she finishes a manager comes talks to the elderly lady hits the cancel button for her and walks off--
db**walks to next register but gets cut off by three more people looking back at me in disgust as im already finished ringing the next person up.** i made sure to wink at her and give her the biggest cheesiest ''haha bitch'' smile i could

[thehuckster]

Ugh, two SCs at the same time does not cause linear stress increase, but exponential stress increase. If someone seriously started pressing buttons on my register I'd definitely make a case for trespassing. Some might even make the case that if she had managed to open the drawer by pressing buttons, she could be charged with attempted robbery for such a stunt.

[XCashier]

Ugh, two SCs at the same time does not cause linear stress increase, but exponential stress increase. If someone seriously started pressing buttons on my register I'd definitely make a case for trespassing. Some might even make the case that if she had managed to open the drawer by pressing buttons, she could be charged with attempted robbery for such a stunt.

QFT, all of it. Throwing gasoline on the fire won't put it out, DB!

Honestly, what are these people thinking?
SC: THE LINE IS TOO LONG! YOU NEED TO HURRY UP! BLARGLE BLARGLE BLARGLE!
EMP: Oh, yes, of course, silly me, I was dawdling just to irritate you, but now I see the error of my ways and will hurry up!

Sheesh.

[Pixilated]

*snip*

*dumb bitch in the back of the line db for short* db- omg this is ridiculous (repeats it fifty million more times *uhh helloooo hello whats the hold up!! im never coming here again this place suucks i can never get in and out in less than a fricking hour!

*large snip*

THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK AT ALL??

Oh yeah ... forgot for a moment where I was ...

This sounds like someone who called the weekly newspaper I worked at long ago, saying he wanted us to write an article about a local restaurant because "every time I go there" the soup was cold, or the mashed potatoes were lumpy, or some such thing.

Editor: "But if the food's so bad, why do you keep going back?"

Complainer: "............"

And that other woman sounds like she should not be allowed to have cheques/cards if she can't figure out how to use them.

[MoonCat]

What I don't get is why people try to do shopping right before they have to be somewhere else? Must be that "customer standard time" thing.

5 minutes = 2 hours. Therefore, if I have to be somewhere in, say, 15 minutes, that means I actually have six hours to kill!

[snugglegirl05]

Apparently the word boundary is not in db vocabulary. Her behavior showed a total lack of boundaries.