New approach!

[fireheart]

Actually it isn't. Swearing over publicly licensed broadcast spectrum will get you in trouble. Over private phone lines, everything from Dial-a-Preacher to the kinkiest phone sex is perfectly legal. Indeed it would get the phone company in big trouble to discriminate against any communication that was not, in and of itself, illegal. (i.e., they ARE allowed to discriminate against callers routinely phoning in bomb threats)

Since you mentioned phone sex....

I remember reading this story sometime ago about a lady who worked as a phone sex operator. She and the other girls came up with the most interesting sound effects (aside from the common electric toothbrush=vibrator)

Three of them are: yoghurt (squishy sounds), lollipops (three guesses ) and whoopee cushions (apparaently that makes some really realistic sound effects O.o

[BrenDAnn]

You rock, first of all. Second, why as he being so stubborn about sending in a receipt? Do you think he even has a receipt? Eh...Well, you handled it perfectly either way. Brava!