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    Complementary Chicken...apparently

    A co-worker was running food out. She was taking a side of chicken wings to a table. The table in question had a woman sat at it. She quite happily accepted the chicken wings, but then called CW over.

    SC: Do you have any kind of cheesy dip for these wings?
    CW: Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t think we do.
    SC: What?! This is ridiculous! I’m not going to enjoy these now!
    CW: We do have other dips...
    SC: No! No! Just go away.

    CW went back to work. About fifteen minutes later, a random customer came up to me with a receipt.

    RC: Excuse me, I ordered chicken wings about half an hour ago, I was wondering when I was going to get them.
    Me: I will look into that for you.

    I did, and it turned out that there had been a mix up in table numbers. It turned out that the SC hadn’t even ordered any food! CW was outraged and went over to her.

    CW: Excuse me! I believe you have just taken some food you did not pay for!

    SC looked confused.

    CW: Those wings were meant for someone else! You are going to have to be charged for those!
    SC: Charged?!
    CW: Yes because you have eaten those and now we have to make some more for the customer who didn’t get any food.
    SC: What? I didn’t realise you were going to make me pay for those! I thought they were just something that you gave out for free to customers!
    CW: Free chicken wings?
    SC: Yes, you know, like some bars have free mixed nuts and stuff. I thought you were giving me food because you were a kind establishment!
    CW: And how did that give you reason to be so rude to me?
    SC: You didn’t have what I wanted.

    CW gave up and sent a manager over. Unfortunately he was spineless and let her away with it.

    I Told You So

    A grumpy looking male customer came up to the bar.

    SC: Hi, I want to order two meals, but I DO NOT want them for another HOUR. Have you got that?
    Me: OK, we are rather busy at the moment, I will just check with the kitchen if that is OK.
    SC: You don’t need to check.
    Me: I do. Just to be sure.

    The kitchen didn’t like the sound of it. They were busy, and were worried that it would lead to confusion, mess up times and the order could be lost. Plus the guy was rude and I didn’t want to reward him for it by giving him what he wanted. I went out and explained this to the SC.

    Me: It would make things much easier if you ordered when you wanted the meal.
    SC: This is ridiculous *blah blah bitch moan bitch*. Fine, I will order them now then.
    Me: OK, so you are ordering the meals now, to have now?

    He didn’t respond. I put the order through. Ten minutes later, it went out. I heard him bellowing from across the pub at CW.

    SC: I ASKED FOR THESE IN AN HOUR! WE ARE NOT READY YET! TAKE THEM BACK!!!

    Manager went over, completely caved and told the kitchen to make his meals in an hour. This led to wasted food. I HATE it when customers waste food unnecessarily!

    This led to more problems. The kitchen had already got rid of their ticket, there was no evidence of it, and they were busy. This meant that the meals simply were simply forgotten about, as they were concentrating on the customers who had brains and ordered their food when they actually wanted it. The SC ended up storming up to me an hour and FIVE minutes after he ordered.

    SC: It has been more than an hour! Where is the food?!

    I had also completely forgotten about it. I ran into the kitchen and informed them. I went to the SC and told them it would be about 15 minutes.

    SC: So we will have waited an hour and twenty minutes for our food?!
    Me: No. Twenty minutes. The hour beforehand was your choice.
    SC: Go tell them to hurry up!

    I went into the kitchen and stood silently. A co-worker asked me what I was doing.

    Me: I’m pretending to ask the kitchen to hurry up. *I went to the door* This special snowflake thinks he’s the only person in the damn pub.

    I opened the door, and was greeted by the SC.

    SC: I heard what you said, and I want you to know we are NEVER coming back here.

    Oopsie!
    Last edited by Peppergirl; 10-26-2011, 03:01 PM. Reason: weight of woman not necessary for post

  • #2
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    SC: I heard what you said, and I want you to know we are NEVER coming back here.
    Did you thank him? I probably would have.
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    • #3
      Now, if only he'd keep his promise...
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Free chicken wings?

        Really, if you did your bar would always be full. But youd have to double the cost of drinks.

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        • #5
          Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
          CW gave up and sent a manager over. Unfortunately he was spineless and let her away with it.

          ...Manager went over, completely caved and told the kitchen to make his meals in an hour.
          BOOO! hsss! Your manager needs to grow a spine!
          Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
          Me: I’m pretending to ask the kitchen to hurry up. *I went to the door* This special snowflake thinks he’s the only person in the damn pub.

          I opened the door, and was greeted by the SC.

          SC: I heard what you said, and I want you to know we are NEVER coming back here.
          "Can we get that in writing?"

          Honestly, I'm a little surprised your manager let these two jerks walk all over him like that, especially that blatant scammer. Don't your managers usually refuse to take crap from SCs?
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          • #6
            "SC: I heard what you said, and I want you to know we are NEVER coming back here."

            Can you let the manager know in one hour? :-)
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Your manager needs to be fired...asap.

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              • #8
                The first customer must have Homer Simpson logic at the supermarkets.

                "If the food has a toothpick in it, it means it's free!"

                As for the second customer, let's hope karma hits him with a clue bat in about an hour, maybe hour and twenty minutes.
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                Me: Nevermind.

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                • #9
                  I love how everybody expects the workers to get down on their knees and beg for the horrible customer to stay. I constantly find it hilarious as well as fascinating.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                    SC: So we will have waited an hour and twenty minutes for our food?!
                    No. You inflicted your horrible selves on us for an hour & twenty minutes. >.<
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                    What's the difference?
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                    • #11
                      First Customer: She was under the perception it was free and yet still found something to complain about. Nice.

                      Second Customer: WTF? Why would he want it done in an hour? Couldn't he have simply ordered it an hour later if he wanted it done at a specific time? There! Problem solved. Guess that would be too logical for these assholes.

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                      • #12
                        How absurd. Of course you wait until you want the food cooked before you order it. Otherwise, how would it stay fresh and warm?
                        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Kristev View Post
                          How absurd. Of course you wait until you want the food cooked before you order it. Otherwise, how would it stay fresh and warm?
                          I'm assuming he wanted them to make it so it was ready in an hour. ie, if the food takes 15 minutes to make, start it in 45 minutes so it'd be done in 60. I used to go to a bar that would do that pretty often...we'd call in a carry-out order at 4:00 and say, "We'll be there at about 5:00, could you have it ready by then?" and they would. But, it's up to he individual establishment whether they want to do this or not and the guy didn't have to pitch a fit when they told him no.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth rageaholic View Post
                            Second Customer: WTF? Why would he want it done in an hour? Couldn't he have simply ordered it an hour later if he wanted it done at a specific time? There! Problem solved. Guess that would be too logical for these assholes.
                            The SC was offered that choice, if I read it correctly, and LOUDLY demanded otherwise.
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                            • #15
                              Wow he's even dumber than I thought.

                              What an idiot

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