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    Yesterday, I got a call:

    Caller: You just turned my cable off. What's the deal? I pay my bill.
    Me: Let me see... your cable wasn't turned off. It might have something to do with the storm.
    Caller: What storm?
    Me: You know, the big storm that's going on right now?
    Caller: There's no storm.
    Me: Whatever. We'll have someone out to fix it.
    Caller: When?
    Me: As soon as the storm's over.
    Caller: I'm telling you there's no storm. I'm supposed to sit here without cable until you get around to fixing something you broke? I'm paying these outrageous prices... and then you tell me it's all because of some storm. How would you even know if there was a storm in my area? You watching the weather channel or something?
    Me: You live a block away from the call center.
    Caller: Oh. <click>
    I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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    TNT, it seems like you got one of PJ's customers by mistake. :comforting pats: there, there™® I'm sure you will be compensated for your time and trouble.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      We need a "comforting pats" emote
      I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.

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      • #4
        Quoth LostMyMind
        We need a "comforting pats" emote
        I think the hug emote would work for that, 'cause have you looked at that one? Its either more pats than hugs, or a REeeeealy friendly hug.
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • #5
          The "hug" emote looks more like a "groping" emote . . .

          TNT, you didn't get the memo? Obviously, you now control the weather!
          ~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~

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          • #6
            Quoth kerrisan
            TNT, you didn't get the memo? Obviously, you now control the weather!
            The meno was missing its TPS cover sheet.

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            • #7
              Quoth LostMyMind
              We need a "comforting pats" emote

              [Lurking-off]




              [/Lurking-off]
              I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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              • #8
                Quoth marlovino
                not quite right, the petee should be crying
                I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.

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                • #9
                  Quoth ringo
                  The memo was missing its TPS cover sheet.


                  That is frikkin hillarious

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