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Line Derp
I'm ringing up a customer, seems to be my last in line. Our cash wrap is in the center of the store. There is a lady standing a couple yards away, staring directly at the PS2 section. Once my line was cleared away, I took a stack of putbacks and started to put them out. Moments later, a burly hand is on my shoulder yanking me around.
ML = missus lumberjack
ML: EXCUSE me. I WAS IN LINE.
Me: *shocked by the fact that she actually spun me involuntarily, me being a fairly hefty 150 pounds...I'm not the daintiest girl)* Erm...I'm sorry.
ML: LIKE HELL YOU ARE. I stood RIGHT in front of the sign that says "Line Here" and you IGNORED ME!!!!!111!!11!1
Me: *totally clueless* Uh...I wasn't aware we had a sign like that anywhere in here. Would you mind showing me to it?
Sure enough, the sign she was referring to was a sign allll the way in the back of the store on the little post where the guard rope attaches (so we can keep a part of our store basically roped off for the line, so people don't wander through it all the time and annoy other customers who are trying to pay). It says "Please Enter Back Of Line Here".
Me: Oh, okay, I can see how that could be misleading, but you were supposed to just move on forward with the other people in line as it got closer to your turn. *cheerful as fuck and trying not to laugh*
ML: LISTEN, TITS
Yes, she actually called me "tits". I...I don't even.
ML: I STOOD IN THE BACK OF THAT LINE WAITING FOR YOU TO NOTICE ME AND LETTING OTHER PEOPLE PASS ME BY FOR THIRTY MINUTES. I EXPECT COMPENSATION.
Me:
No.
She left after I burst out laughing at her. I think she just raged out of embarrassment. I couldn't help it though. :c Her face was crimson.
Budget Derp
SC: Hi, I need an Xbox360 for my son. I have $350 to spend. Do they come in colors? I think he'd like a blue one.
Me: Well, unfortunately, the only new ones we sell are all black, except the special edition Call of Duty ones, and those are like a white with silver and black camo print, I believe.
SC: No, no, I'm sure I saw a blue one at Target.
Me: I'm pretty certain you didn't, but if you'd like to doublecheck, we should have extras still sitting in the back until the end of the week.
SC: No I'll just get a black one.
(insert spiel about gig sizes, etc)
Me: So you want the current 250gig deal with the two games and the sixty dollar gift card for $300?
SC: Yes. I also want an extra controller, Madden 2012, and Call of Duty MW3.
Me: Um...just so you're aware, preowned controllers are like thirty bucks apiece and Madden is still at least forty dollars, and CoD just came out this week; it's still sixty.
SC: *blank stare, drool dripping down his chin*
Me: Sir?
SC: *stare*
Me: ...alrighty then. *pulls out games, gets controller from the back, and rings them up* Your new total is XXX.XX
SC: I TOLD YOU I ONLY HAD $350 TO SPEND! I can't believe you'd be this irresponsible with someone else's money!
Me: O_____O (dude chillax) Well, I told you the price would go up with the extra stuff, and you didn't respond.
SC: Because I already told you I had a budget.
Me: ...right, but then you told me you wanted other items.
SC: Yes, but you need to find a way to fit them into my budget.
Me: So because you stated that you don't want to spend the full price, I should give you... *pulls out calculator* about $130 worth of stuff for a little under fifty bucks.
SC: Well, yes. That's called customer service, young lady.
Wrong chord to strike. I laughed in his face. He ended up just paying for everything between cash and a credit card.
Kay gonna go play more Skyrim now. Bye.
Line Derp
I'm ringing up a customer, seems to be my last in line. Our cash wrap is in the center of the store. There is a lady standing a couple yards away, staring directly at the PS2 section. Once my line was cleared away, I took a stack of putbacks and started to put them out. Moments later, a burly hand is on my shoulder yanking me around.
ML = missus lumberjack
ML: EXCUSE me. I WAS IN LINE.
Me: *shocked by the fact that she actually spun me involuntarily, me being a fairly hefty 150 pounds...I'm not the daintiest girl)* Erm...I'm sorry.
ML: LIKE HELL YOU ARE. I stood RIGHT in front of the sign that says "Line Here" and you IGNORED ME!!!!!111!!11!1
Me: *totally clueless* Uh...I wasn't aware we had a sign like that anywhere in here. Would you mind showing me to it?
Sure enough, the sign she was referring to was a sign allll the way in the back of the store on the little post where the guard rope attaches (so we can keep a part of our store basically roped off for the line, so people don't wander through it all the time and annoy other customers who are trying to pay). It says "Please Enter Back Of Line Here".
Me: Oh, okay, I can see how that could be misleading, but you were supposed to just move on forward with the other people in line as it got closer to your turn. *cheerful as fuck and trying not to laugh*
ML: LISTEN, TITS
Yes, she actually called me "tits". I...I don't even.
ML: I STOOD IN THE BACK OF THAT LINE WAITING FOR YOU TO NOTICE ME AND LETTING OTHER PEOPLE PASS ME BY FOR THIRTY MINUTES. I EXPECT COMPENSATION.
Me:
No.She left after I burst out laughing at her. I think she just raged out of embarrassment. I couldn't help it though. :c Her face was crimson.
Budget Derp
SC: Hi, I need an Xbox360 for my son. I have $350 to spend. Do they come in colors? I think he'd like a blue one.
Me: Well, unfortunately, the only new ones we sell are all black, except the special edition Call of Duty ones, and those are like a white with silver and black camo print, I believe.
SC: No, no, I'm sure I saw a blue one at Target.
Me: I'm pretty certain you didn't, but if you'd like to doublecheck, we should have extras still sitting in the back until the end of the week.
SC: No I'll just get a black one.
(insert spiel about gig sizes, etc)
Me: So you want the current 250gig deal with the two games and the sixty dollar gift card for $300?
SC: Yes. I also want an extra controller, Madden 2012, and Call of Duty MW3.
Me: Um...just so you're aware, preowned controllers are like thirty bucks apiece and Madden is still at least forty dollars, and CoD just came out this week; it's still sixty.
SC: *blank stare, drool dripping down his chin*
Me: Sir?
SC: *stare*
Me: ...alrighty then. *pulls out games, gets controller from the back, and rings them up* Your new total is XXX.XX
SC: I TOLD YOU I ONLY HAD $350 TO SPEND! I can't believe you'd be this irresponsible with someone else's money!
Me: O_____O (dude chillax) Well, I told you the price would go up with the extra stuff, and you didn't respond.
SC: Because I already told you I had a budget.
Me: ...right, but then you told me you wanted other items.
SC: Yes, but you need to find a way to fit them into my budget.
Me: So because you stated that you don't want to spend the full price, I should give you... *pulls out calculator* about $130 worth of stuff for a little under fifty bucks.
SC: Well, yes. That's called customer service, young lady.
Wrong chord to strike. I laughed in his face. He ended up just paying for everything between cash and a credit card.
Kay gonna go play more Skyrim now. Bye.
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