Warning: more foul language than usual for quoting purposes anyway.
In light of the hornlocking my roomate and I are engaged in, I felt I'd make him look like an even bigger ass by exposing one of his really bad flaws....he's an entitlement whore SC just like the worst of them.
Any of you fellow CSers out there who work for the cable company or customer service for cable, while his actions weren't as stupid as some of Phone Jockey's customers, it sure probably had those employees seeing red.
What really got the ball rolling on our fight wasn't him living with his gf.....it was when we started fighting over the bills. It was on the day that he got December's cable bill.......and saw that the cable provider was upping their service charges. The price jumped up a good 20 to 40 bucks. My roomate was livid.
I was getting ready for work and he angrily alerts me of the situation via text message. Then he calls and tells me, "You're lucky I remembered you, the second I saw that bill I was going to call and cancel, but then I thought you might want to keep it." I said that I did want to keep it. He proceeded to lay into me, with "Well, YOU will be paying the entire cable bill....I don't live there anymore, I don't have to put up with this shit and you ordering those fucking movies off the tv why can't you just go out and buy them or rent them, are you stupid, do you know that those things cost money.....blah blah blah blah blah".....so then I asked if he called the cable provider.
He then went on to say that he called them and tore them new buttholes over the situation. Something along the lines of "I've used your cable everywhere I've lived since college and you've never pulled shit like this before you CANNOT up your service charges like that, in the contract it says I would ONLY be paying $xx.xx a month, you cannot go in and change the contract without telling me, how dare you pull this shit, I should just cancel your service RIGHT now and you will have lost a customer, and you're probably going to lose more pulling this shit!"
Yeah...ooo one customer lost. Only 100,000 other customers in the area left to go, right?
Trying to leave the rest of the stuff we fight about aside, he then told me I had one month to switch the cable bill into my name or he would shut it off. His exact words, "I DON'T live here anymore, I am not responsible for this shit. You pay all these fucking bills. Not my problem anymore!" *he doesn't live here but his random shit is still here......funny eh?*
But he did do something "nice" for me. His temper tantrum of Hitler proportions managed to get our bill back down to its regular rate. He showed me the new fixed bill, and said, "I called them again, and they agreed to lower the price back to normal. Didn't even fuckin apologize for changing the contract...but yeah it's back to normal. If they EVER pull that shit again, you let me know and I'll MAKE them change it back, I'm not kidding, you let me know."
Yeah, like he can make them do anything.
In light of the hornlocking my roomate and I are engaged in, I felt I'd make him look like an even bigger ass by exposing one of his really bad flaws....he's an entitlement whore SC just like the worst of them.
Any of you fellow CSers out there who work for the cable company or customer service for cable, while his actions weren't as stupid as some of Phone Jockey's customers, it sure probably had those employees seeing red.
What really got the ball rolling on our fight wasn't him living with his gf.....it was when we started fighting over the bills. It was on the day that he got December's cable bill.......and saw that the cable provider was upping their service charges. The price jumped up a good 20 to 40 bucks. My roomate was livid.
I was getting ready for work and he angrily alerts me of the situation via text message. Then he calls and tells me, "You're lucky I remembered you, the second I saw that bill I was going to call and cancel, but then I thought you might want to keep it." I said that I did want to keep it. He proceeded to lay into me, with "Well, YOU will be paying the entire cable bill....I don't live there anymore, I don't have to put up with this shit and you ordering those fucking movies off the tv why can't you just go out and buy them or rent them, are you stupid, do you know that those things cost money.....blah blah blah blah blah".....so then I asked if he called the cable provider.
He then went on to say that he called them and tore them new buttholes over the situation. Something along the lines of "I've used your cable everywhere I've lived since college and you've never pulled shit like this before you CANNOT up your service charges like that, in the contract it says I would ONLY be paying $xx.xx a month, you cannot go in and change the contract without telling me, how dare you pull this shit, I should just cancel your service RIGHT now and you will have lost a customer, and you're probably going to lose more pulling this shit!"
Yeah...ooo one customer lost. Only 100,000 other customers in the area left to go, right?
Trying to leave the rest of the stuff we fight about aside, he then told me I had one month to switch the cable bill into my name or he would shut it off. His exact words, "I DON'T live here anymore, I am not responsible for this shit. You pay all these fucking bills. Not my problem anymore!" *he doesn't live here but his random shit is still here......funny eh?*
But he did do something "nice" for me. His temper tantrum of Hitler proportions managed to get our bill back down to its regular rate. He showed me the new fixed bill, and said, "I called them again, and they agreed to lower the price back to normal. Didn't even fuckin apologize for changing the contract...but yeah it's back to normal. If they EVER pull that shit again, you let me know and I'll MAKE them change it back, I'm not kidding, you let me know."
Yeah, like he can make them do anything.
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