The thread about bags for bags of meds reminded me of a woman we got the other night. She bought two large 6 or 7 foot tall fake trees.
Usually when someone buys them, I say immediately, "We don't have bags that will fit your tree", as a joke, because duh. I didn't get a chance to say it with her and sure enough she goes "Do you have a bag for this?!".
No. I showed her the largest bag we have, and she goes searching for a big bag. Did she think I was lying to her? "Well, we DO Have extra large giant tree bags, but we liketo hide them, because, well, we only like to give them to special people...."...
I suppose, if she'd have been really insistent, she could have got one of the giant garbage bags, but who the heck needs a bag for a six or seven foot tall tree? It's FAKE! There isn't even any dirt! It's FAKE!
FAKE!
Then her husband wanted to know if there were any guys to help them bring it to their car. Nope, no guys. Plus the trees aren't that heavy--AND...they brought them up to the damned register without any trouble, surely they could lug it a few yards to their car.
I certainly wasn't going to volunteer to help them.
Perhaps I should have told them that we keep the guys with the extra special large giant TREE bags... Bah.
"Don't you have any bags for this..."...ARGH!
Usually when someone buys them, I say immediately, "We don't have bags that will fit your tree", as a joke, because duh. I didn't get a chance to say it with her and sure enough she goes "Do you have a bag for this?!".
No. I showed her the largest bag we have, and she goes searching for a big bag. Did she think I was lying to her? "Well, we DO Have extra large giant tree bags, but we liketo hide them, because, well, we only like to give them to special people...."...
I suppose, if she'd have been really insistent, she could have got one of the giant garbage bags, but who the heck needs a bag for a six or seven foot tall tree? It's FAKE! There isn't even any dirt! It's FAKE!
FAKE!
Then her husband wanted to know if there were any guys to help them bring it to their car. Nope, no guys. Plus the trees aren't that heavy--AND...they brought them up to the damned register without any trouble, surely they could lug it a few yards to their car.
I certainly wasn't going to volunteer to help them.
Perhaps I should have told them that we keep the guys with the extra special large giant TREE bags... Bah.
"Don't you have any bags for this..."...ARGH!
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