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Give me an S! Give me a C!
The cast
CL1: Cheerleader 1
CL2: Cheerleader 2
me: me
m: manager
Two cheerleaders come up to my register. They aren't wearing cheerleader uniforms but they are wearing jackets which show they are cheerleaders.
CL1: Yeah, and I want some Newport 100's.
me: Sure. May i see, ID please?
CL1: Oh honey you look good!
Me: Uh, i need to see ID.
CL2: She likes you! Normally we wouldn't talk to a loser like you but you look good.
Me: Well, I still need to see ID.
CL1: But didn't you hear me?? I said you looked good!!!!!
Me: Well, thank you but, I need to see ID if you want to buy cigarettes.
CL2: LOSER!!<high-fives CL1>
CL1: Just get me my damn cigarettes, you f-g.
<high-fives CL2>
me: Sorry, without ID i can't get get you your cigarettes.
CL2: God dammit! Get her her cigarettes, you worthless f-g.
I hope you get AIDS like all other f-gs. <high-fives CL2>
me: No.
CL1: Manager!!!!!! You will sooo get fired!!!!! <high-fives CL2>
M: Hello. How can i help?
CL1: Make him sell us Newports.
m: No.
CL2: Are you a f-g too?
M: Please do not use that language.
CL1: Give us Newports!
M: Not without ID.
CL2: But we're cheerleaders. We need Newports. Make this f-g give us some!
M: Do not use that language in my store. In fact leave, right now.
CL2: but...
M: Leave or I'll call security and the police.
CL1: You're both f-gs I'll tell my mom!! she's a teacher!! And leads the youth group!!! <to me> I hope you die of AIDS!
M: Get out of my store, now.
The both leave, but it turns out that they shoved had some merchandise in their pocketbooks, and their little ruckus with me gave LP enough time to call the police. M had just gotten on duty and wasn't aware of the CLs shoplifting. But they got a free ride in a police car for their troubles. For the record I gave no idea why kept high-fiving one another. Or why they called a manager.
Be prepared, to be an SC
When i was at the rest stop a group of boy scouts came in , the scouts moved some of the the tables so that they were in a group, and proceeded to eat picnic lunches. They bothered other customers, who complained to management who told them to please settle down. After they ate the scouts left the remnants of their meals on the tables and left the tables in disarray. Oh, and apparently they tried to fill up their own cups with soda from the Burger King before leaving.
The cast
CL1: Cheerleader 1
CL2: Cheerleader 2
me: me
m: manager
Two cheerleaders come up to my register. They aren't wearing cheerleader uniforms but they are wearing jackets which show they are cheerleaders.
CL1: Yeah, and I want some Newport 100's.
me: Sure. May i see, ID please?
CL1: Oh honey you look good!
Me: Uh, i need to see ID.
CL2: She likes you! Normally we wouldn't talk to a loser like you but you look good.
Me: Well, I still need to see ID.
CL1: But didn't you hear me?? I said you looked good!!!!!
Me: Well, thank you but, I need to see ID if you want to buy cigarettes.
CL2: LOSER!!<high-fives CL1>
CL1: Just get me my damn cigarettes, you f-g.
<high-fives CL2>
me: Sorry, without ID i can't get get you your cigarettes.
CL2: God dammit! Get her her cigarettes, you worthless f-g.
I hope you get AIDS like all other f-gs. <high-fives CL2>
me: No.
CL1: Manager!!!!!! You will sooo get fired!!!!! <high-fives CL2>
M: Hello. How can i help?
CL1: Make him sell us Newports.
m: No.
CL2: Are you a f-g too?
M: Please do not use that language.
CL1: Give us Newports!
M: Not without ID.
CL2: But we're cheerleaders. We need Newports. Make this f-g give us some!
M: Do not use that language in my store. In fact leave, right now.
CL2: but...
M: Leave or I'll call security and the police.
CL1: You're both f-gs I'll tell my mom!! she's a teacher!! And leads the youth group!!! <to me> I hope you die of AIDS!
M: Get out of my store, now.
The both leave, but it turns out that they shoved had some merchandise in their pocketbooks, and their little ruckus with me gave LP enough time to call the police. M had just gotten on duty and wasn't aware of the CLs shoplifting. But they got a free ride in a police car for their troubles. For the record I gave no idea why kept high-fiving one another. Or why they called a manager.
Be prepared, to be an SC
When i was at the rest stop a group of boy scouts came in , the scouts moved some of the the tables so that they were in a group, and proceeded to eat picnic lunches. They bothered other customers, who complained to management who told them to please settle down. After they ate the scouts left the remnants of their meals on the tables and left the tables in disarray. Oh, and apparently they tried to fill up their own cups with soda from the Burger King before leaving.
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