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  • "Why is this so difficult??"

    I'm training at a new-to-me account today, one that mainly involves answering phones.

    The phone system and employee directory here is - in a word - broken. There's actually two companies here, and one has a phone directory application and the ohter just has a freaking Excel spreadsheet with names and extensions. There are no departments, job titles, managers, direct reports, or anything else listed. So aside from a VERY limited number of exceptions (A/P, A/R, stuff like that) we simply CAN'T connect a caller to a person without a name.

    Oh, and they recently switched from 4 digit extensions to 7 digit extensions, so if you give me an old 4 digit extension I will still need the name to I can determine the 3 digit prefix for their number.

    Of course, the SC can't be blamed for any of the above, but when they can when they simply refuse to cooperate.....

    Me: [Company] how can I direct your call?

    SC: Ring extension 1234 please.

    Me: I'm sorry but I'm going to need a name.

    SC: Extension 1234.

    Me: Ma'am that extension is no longer valid. We've switched to 7 digit extensions so I need the name to--

    SC: No, you don't need a name. Just ring extension 1234! I'm trying to [BLARGLE!!!].

    Me: I still need the name ma'am.

    SC: WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?!

    Because you are refusing to answer a simple question, that's why!!


    We ended up taking a guess at the prefix (there's about 10 of them, but there's 2 really common ones).

    Oops, that was wrong! So she called back.

    SC: Extension 1235.

    Me: I still need a name.

    SC:............................................... ......................................

    Me: *sighs; takes another guess*

    Thankfully, the guy who was training me traded places with me at this point so I could take a break....and she called back again!

    Maybe it was because she was talking to a different person, but all of a sudden she had a name. Needless to say, neither extension she'd given us was even clos to correct.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

  • #2
    My best guess: She was an asshole.

    Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood.

    Although frankly, I've had calls like this. My dept. is NOT the freakin' directory assistance, but everybody knows our number so they call us.

    Caller: Give me display.
    Me: For what kind of advertising?
    Caller: Display advertising!
    Me: Yes, sir, but what are you advertising? Autos, real estate, restaurants--
    Caller: I'm a local business.
    Me (sigh): A retail store? A restaurant? A movie theater? An auto dealer?
    After several more fruitless attempts to pry the information out of the customer, they will eventually say: Just give me John Jones! (or whoever)
    WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      This is just absurd.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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