The Adventures of Scruffy, Scruffles, Spangles, Spanky, Snuffles, Sprinkles and Steve

[dalesys]

I never knew Santa hats were sexual. Does the Christmas music start the process? *ducks*

Haven't you noticed that when you wear one your head gets warm... and wet.

[Sapphire Silk]

I never knew Santa hats were asexual. Does the Christmas music start the process? *ducks*

So, does this make Santa a dickhead?

[mikoyan29]

The help? What the hell.

If it weren't for the help, the bitch would have to sit home and cook her own fish.

[thatcrazyredhead]

Me: I love upsetting the customers. It will motivate them to become nicer people.

You're my hero! I'd love to have been able to see her face!

I wonder how many drinks your bear lady had had before coming in to claim the prize. Sounds like she may have been a little bit schnockered.

[XCashier]

I’ve had a horrific week, and I was in absolutely no mood for any SC’s. Of course, the customers sensed this and decided to be extra whiny and annoying.

Yes, they do. I don't know how they do it, but they know when an employee is having a bad day, or is about to go to break/lunch/home. They know it, and they cluster around in huge numbers like vultures on carrion. Except, of course, that vultures are generally less persnickety and far more pleasant to be around.

SC: I love upsetting the help. It will motivate them to get a better job.

Hey, stupid, guess what? Once you've "motivated them to get a better job", who's going to be left to serve you? Hmm? Didn't think that one through, did you?

Me: I love upsetting the customers. It will motivate them to become nicer people.

She turned around and looked at me. It was physically impossible for her jaw to drop any lower.

SC:
CRML:
CS READERS:

Ah, I love the smell of pwnage in the morning. It smells like victory.

It sure would be nice to be able to pwn SCs like that on a regular basis. Some people are in desperate need of a reality check.

[Kristev]

Oh my. I'm so sorry they stole your money. That's just disgusting.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I get a phone call this morning from a cleaner at work. She is asking if I had lost my wallet. I immediately breathe a sigh of relief as she tells me she has found it, complete with cards and I.D. No money though, and she found it stuffed down the back of a chair.

A fucking customer stole my wallet. I want to kill the fucker. I’ve taken a lot of crap from customers, but that was too far. That customer better pray I don’t find him/her.

Time to have another look at the video, focusing on a particular chair. Sometimes if you know where to look, you can see what you're looking for.

[PepperElf]

Me: I love upsetting the customers. It will motivate them to become nicer people.

as for the bear... sounds more like her friend was fucking with her. or she knew damn well that she hadn't won and wanted to scam one out of the place.